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<i>That's showbiz baby!</i>

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<i>Results of cognitive skill test</i>

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<i>part two finished compiling.</i>

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<i>Subject possesses strong</i>
<i>deductive reasoning skills,</i>

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<i>but lacks basic empathy.</i>

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<i>Commencing cognitive</i>
<i>skill test, part three:</i>

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<i>visual spectrum differentiation.</i>

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Ten bucks says the bastard
doesn't get the next one right.

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Hey, can you not do that?

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He doesn't like it
when you do that.

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And can you not eat
your lunch in here?

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This is supposed to be
a sterile environment.

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<i>Prompt number one:</i>
<i>shapes and color.</i>

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<i>Which key opens the door?</i>

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<i>A for yellow, B for blue.</i>

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<i>You have five seconds remaining.</i>

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<i>A is correct.</i>

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<i>The yellow key</i>
<i>opens the yellow door.</i>

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<i>Positive reinforcement:</i>
<i>achieved.</i>

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We raised
one smart invisible raptor.

21
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We raised
the only invisible raptor.

22
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Poor guy doesn't have
any family.

23
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Oh, here we go.

24
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You know what?
Family's overrated.

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And speaking of,
I got to run out

26
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and get my kid
a birthday present.

27
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Oh, yeah. When is it?

28
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Uh... Two weeks ago?

29
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Ouch.
What are you gonna get?

30
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Uh. I figured I'd stop by
that old dinosaur museum

31
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gift shop off the highway.

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I mean, it's on the way home.

33
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Oh, yeah. The one
with all the giant dinosaurs.

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I love that place.

35
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Yeah. Get him something the,
uh, ex-wife will bitch about.

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You know how that goes.

37
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Not really. I'm solo.

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No family, no kids, nothing.

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I could be dead
on the floor in here

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and no one would think
to look for me for two weeks.

41
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Well, you're lucky.
Can't escape mine.

42
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Oh, do me a favor.

43
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If Dr. Tyler comes by,
cover for me.

44
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I'll keep an eye out.

45
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<i>Access granted:</i>
<i>John Sykes.</i>

46
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Whoa!

47
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What you got there?

48
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How did you get those?

49
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Come on.
You want to give 'em to me?

50
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Come on.

51
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It's almost like
you know what those are for.

52
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Ha!

53
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Oh, shit. Of course.

54
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Willie, I forgot
my keys again.

55
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Can you toss 'em over?

56
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Can you toss 'em over for me?

57
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Thanks, dick.

58
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Have a good weekend, Willie.

59
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<i>Access granted:</i>
<i>John Sykes.</i>

60
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<i>Access granted: William Walsh.</i>

61
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Oh! Goddammit.

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<i>Dino World guests</i>
<i>and dino campers,</i>

63
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<i>please make your way</i>
<i>to the dig zone</i>

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<i>for a special</i>
<i>fossil presentation</i>

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<i>by our world-renowned</i>
<i>paleontologist,</i>

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- <i>Dr. Grant Walker.</i>
-C'mon, Boo Boo,

67
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we don't want to miss the show.

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-Okay, Mom.
-Okay. Let's go.

69
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<i>...and other tools</i>
<i>are used to remove the rock</i>

70
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<i>covering the bones</i>
<i>to see how much</i>

71
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<i>of the skeleton is present.</i>

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<i>Special glue is applied</i>
<i>to the cracks and fractures</i>

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<i>to hold the fossils together...</i>

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Can anyone tell me what this is?

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A claw!

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That's right.
This is an actual raptor claw

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dating all the way back
to the Cretaceous period.

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Oh, just around
over 75 million years ago.

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And believe it or not,

80
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that's older than all your mom
and dads put together.

81
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My dad's in Mexico with Sally.

82
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Okay.

83
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Now this claw was located
right on his middle toe

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and it was retractable
like a switchblade.

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The raptor would extend the claw

86
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to slash at its prey
just like...

87
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this!

88
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Okay. Okay, everyone calm down.

89
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Now raptor...

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Fuck.

91
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Hmm.

92
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All right,
you chickenshit motherfucker,

93
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you listen to me.

94
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All right, that shit was
a long time ago.

95
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All right,
you're a grown-ass man

96
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doing grown-ass man shit now.

97
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All right?

98
00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:05,312
Hmm. No one's gonna pants you.

99
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No one's gonna see your dick.

100
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All right. You got a full-ass
dinosaur costume on.

101
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You got a zipper and everything.

102
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It's impossible.

103
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So get out there
and dance your dick out.

104
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D-Dick, dick, dick off.

105
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Jeez, Mr. Beagle.

106
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I'll be right there!
Hold your nuts!

107
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Now can anyone
tell me what this is?

108
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No?

109
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This is coprolite.

110
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Also known as fossilized feces.

111
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Or raptor poop.

112
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Ew!

113
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Don't worry,
it doesn't smell... anymore.

114
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That's just this place.

115
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All right,
everybody, take a whiff.

116
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You don't smell anything, right?

117
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It's really old.

118
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Now, something you may
have noticed

119
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is that raptor droppings
are very unique.

120
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In fact,
there's nothing quite like it

121
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in the animal kingdom.

122
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You notice
the distinct impressions

123
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and patterns throughout.

124
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Kind of looks like
a big croissant

125
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made out of old tires, right?

126
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You know, when I was doing
my fieldwork

127
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to get my PhD in paleontology,
uh, I actually found--

128
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How do they pee-pee?
Does it have a penis?

129
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How does it have sex?

130
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Hey, Doc G,
it's almost showtime!

131
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Actually, that is
a great question.

132
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Uh, we don't know for sure.

133
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They either had a penis
or a cloaca,

134
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much like modern birds
and reptiles today.

135
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And a cloaca is
a tiny little flap

136
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covering a little hole.

137
00:10:47,181 --> 00:10:48,517
Hey kids!

138
00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:50,017
Did someone say "Dino Pal"?

139
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All right, that's pretty much it
for today.

140
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So if you want to get
out of here, it's--

141
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Boo!

142
00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:01,996
Remember when I said that
dinosaurs were closely related

143
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to modern birds?

144
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,566
Well, another thing raptors did

145
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that's similar
to the descendants

146
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are mating calls

147
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and a ritualist mating dance.

148
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<i>And now, the moment</i>
<i>you've all been waiting for,</i>

149
00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,647
<i>it's everyone's</i>
<i>favorite dinosaur,</i>

150
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:19,914
<i>Dino Pal...</i>

151
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:23,884
<i>...here to perform</i>
<i>his famous dino rap dance.</i>

152
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Thank you for visiting
Dino World.

153
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Be sure to try
our fossil funnel cake.

154
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It's... DINO-mite.

155
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<i>Now,</i>
<i>join us on the second floor</i>

156
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<i>-in our state-of-the-art...</i>
-And please kill me.

157
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<i>...for the prehistoric</i>
<i>ocean exhibit</i>

158
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<i>featuring the megalodon in 3D.</i>

159
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You heard me.

160
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Kill me.

161
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Mr. Beagle! Mr. Beagle!

162
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:06,820
Ooh, there he is!

163
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:10,659
You know you can't be
out here doing the show.

164
00:13:10,725 --> 00:13:13,894
No, you can't.
You know I love you.

165
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,864
You know I'm your best friend.
You're my best friend.

166
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:17,998
Yes, you are.

167
00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:20,100
All right.
I'm sorry buddy, okay?

168
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,704
I'm gonna give you
a Flintstone-sized bone later.

169
00:13:22,771 --> 00:13:24,838
Okay? Yabba-dabba-deuces.

170
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<i>Dino World</i>
<i>will be closing in 15 minutes.</i>

171
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,943
<i>Please head to the exits.</i>

172
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,579
<i>Make sure to stop</i>
<i>in our gift shop</i>

173
00:13:31,646 --> 00:13:33,180
<i>before you end your visit today.</i>

174
00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:35,849
<i>A lot of these sales</i>
<i>will go extinct.</i>

175
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,053
-Did you learn anything today?
-No.

176
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Shit.

177
00:13:41,523 --> 00:13:43,824
Uh, okay, Elliott,

178
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:44,992
why don't you be
a good little raptor

179
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and run off
with your raptor pack?

180
00:13:46,628 --> 00:13:48,262
I don't have a pack.

181
00:13:48,329 --> 00:13:51,533
Okay, well, why don't you
go find anybody else?

182
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,069
Here. Have some dino eggs.

183
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:58,105
On me. And you can
use those to make friends.

184
00:13:58,172 --> 00:13:59,473
Okay? Go!

185
00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:00,742
Yay.

186
00:14:00,809 --> 00:14:04,311
I see you still have a hard time
letting people get too close.

187
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:06,447
Amber.

188
00:14:07,615 --> 00:14:10,451
What's it been? Ten years?

189
00:14:10,518 --> 00:14:12,086
What? Since you dumped me?

190
00:14:13,087 --> 00:14:14,855
I'm just messing with you.

191
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,457
It's just water
under the bridge now.

192
00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:18,425
Uh... You look good.

193
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:22,162
This old thing? I know.

194
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:25,567
Hey, listen,
the way I left things off...

195
00:14:25,633 --> 00:14:28,268
could very well be perceived
as wrong and I'm just--

196
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,437
Hannah, why don't you go
get yourself a gift

197
00:14:30,505 --> 00:14:31,606
in the gift shop?

198
00:14:31,673 --> 00:14:33,273
We have some catching up to do.

199
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,879
So, you, uh,
still into this stuff?

200
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:41,148
Um, not since grad school.

201
00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:42,617
I mean, not all of us
were lucky enough

202
00:14:42,684 --> 00:14:44,519
to drop everything and everyone

203
00:14:44,586 --> 00:14:50,090
to go become world-famous
paleontologists in Morocco.

204
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:51,925
Well, you can see
how that turned out.

205
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,661
<i>Dino World employees,</i>

206
00:14:53,728 --> 00:14:55,062
<i>report to the dino lounge</i>

207
00:14:55,129 --> 00:14:58,432
<i>to sing "Happy Birthday"</i>
<i>to Trevor.</i>

208
00:14:58,499 --> 00:15:00,000
Uh, what brings you here?

209
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,035
Just working on
restarting my life

210
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,037
after divorcing
my Prince Charming.

211
00:15:04,438 --> 00:15:05,406
Divorced?

212
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,040
Well, at least now
you don't have to sneak boys

213
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,375
into your window after midnight.

214
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,912
So what are you doing back here?

215
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,081
Besides starting
your new rap career?

216
00:15:14,148 --> 00:15:15,449
What happened with Morocco?

217
00:15:15,517 --> 00:15:17,519
I did hear something
about a discovery?

218
00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:20,522
- Yes, you did.
- And then a lawsuit?

219
00:15:20,588 --> 00:15:21,623
Yes, you did.

220
00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:24,358
I discovered the first
fully intact and preserved--

221
00:15:24,425 --> 00:15:27,294
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We've heard it a million times.

222
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,062
You discovered
the world's most preserved

223
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,699
dinosaur butthole
and your business partner

224
00:15:31,766 --> 00:15:33,835
screwed you over
and took all the credit.

225
00:15:33,902 --> 00:15:36,036
So now
you can't get close to people.

226
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,372
Blah, blah, blah. We get it!

227
00:15:38,439 --> 00:15:40,575
Okay. You know
what he's about to discover?

228
00:15:40,642 --> 00:15:42,710
His paycheck's gonna be
missing a few zeros

229
00:15:42,777 --> 00:15:44,612
because him
and his friend, Dino Pal,

230
00:15:44,679 --> 00:15:46,781
destroyed all of our artifacts.

231
00:15:46,848 --> 00:15:48,182
Do better, dude.

232
00:15:50,618 --> 00:15:52,687
So things seem to be going well?

233
00:15:52,754 --> 00:15:54,021
I got a coloring book.

234
00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:56,591
Hey!

235
00:15:56,658 --> 00:15:57,859
What happened out there, Doc G?

236
00:15:57,926 --> 00:15:59,627
We got to work on our cues.

237
00:15:59,694 --> 00:16:00,961
I feel like I knocked
something loose on that fall.

238
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,262
Will you help me
with this zipper?

239
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,064
Before I fill up this tail
full of human crap-alite.

240
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,432
It's coprolite.

241
00:16:05,499 --> 00:16:07,434
Uh. You guys seem to have
your hands full here.

242
00:16:07,502 --> 00:16:10,572
Yeah, not as full
as this tail's gonna be.

243
00:16:10,638 --> 00:16:14,408
Hey, mama... mama... Ma... Ma...

244
00:16:14,475 --> 00:16:18,880
I'm Denny, Head of Security
Detail here at Dino World.

245
00:16:18,947 --> 00:16:20,380
Dancing's just my passion.

246
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:23,116
Well, I'm Amber,
Grant's old friend

247
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,853
and big fan
of interpretive dance.

248
00:16:24,919 --> 00:16:26,019
Uh-huh.

249
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,355
Uh. I've got to go,
but take my number.

250
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:31,759
Yeah, sure.
Moving a little fast, but...

251
00:16:31,826 --> 00:16:33,026
Not you.

252
00:16:34,696 --> 00:16:36,196
I'm not a table.

253
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,073
-Call me.
-Yeah.

254
00:16:47,909 --> 00:16:49,577
Wait a minute. I know this.

255
00:16:49,644 --> 00:16:53,447
Um, it just happened to
work well with my outfit today.

256
00:16:53,515 --> 00:16:56,083
Uh, I have to go.
Come on, Hannah.

257
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:01,956
Attaboy.
I let you have that one.

258
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,759
Somebody wants
to get their little mosquito

259
00:17:04,826 --> 00:17:06,728
stuck in Amber.

260
00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:12,867
Do you have fun today, honey?

261
00:17:12,934 --> 00:17:14,301
I had so much fun.
I love you, Mommy.

262
00:17:14,368 --> 00:17:16,036
<i>Dino campers,</i>
<i>be sure to meet</i>

263
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,539
<i>your loving parents</i>
<i>in the pickup zone</i>

264
00:17:17,605 --> 00:17:18,740
<i>and give them a big hug</i>

265
00:17:18,806 --> 00:17:21,676
<i>for bringing you to the place</i>
<i>where the dinosaurs are.</i>

266
00:17:23,945 --> 00:17:24,946
<i>Today we'll learn about</i>

267
00:17:25,013 --> 00:17:26,848
<i>how dinosaurs became extinct.</i>

268
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,650
<i>For over 100 million years,</i>

269
00:17:28,716 --> 00:17:31,485
<i>dinosaurs were the dominant</i>
<i>form of life on Earth.</i>

270
00:17:31,553 --> 00:17:34,388
<i>The last dinosaur died off</i>
<i>70 million years ago</i>

271
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:37,859
<i>after a huge meteorite crashed</i>
<i>down off the coast of Mexico.</i>

272
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:40,762
<i>The last remaining link</i>
<i>to the existence of dinosaurs</i>

273
00:17:40,828 --> 00:17:42,697
<i>is the modern-day chicken.</i>

274
00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:49,436
Your life sucks.

275
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,609
What happened to you, Grant?

276
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,782
You're dressed like a Lego man.

277
00:18:00,848 --> 00:18:02,249
Look at you.

278
00:18:02,850 --> 00:18:04,451
Stupid. You look stupid.

279
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,854
Is that you, Dr. G?

280
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,558
Nope. This isn't Dr. Grant.
Sorry.

281
00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:12,527
Don't lie to me, man.
I know those shoes.

282
00:18:12,594 --> 00:18:15,063
I saw your shoes. Look,
don't worry about earlier.

283
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:16,463
We can work on
our moves tomorrow.

284
00:18:16,531 --> 00:18:18,198
We'll stick the landing
next time.

285
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:21,268
You know what? Why don't you
just stick to being security.

286
00:18:22,036 --> 00:18:23,270
And, uh...

287
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:25,607
...whatever you're doing
in there.

288
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:27,642
All right, good talk!

289
00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:29,911
Hey, Dr. G,
wait-wait a minute, let's...

290
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:31,646
Hey.

291
00:18:31,713 --> 00:18:33,413
<i>Thank you</i>
<i>for visiting Dino World</i>

292
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,883
<i>and have a DINO-mite day.</i>

293
00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:40,855
-Make any friends today?
-No.

294
00:18:40,922 --> 00:18:43,390
Jesus! What have you
got in there?

295
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:45,627
You didn't steal
any old rocks, did you?

296
00:18:45,693 --> 00:18:47,494
-No.-Good.

297
00:18:47,562 --> 00:18:51,498
Because people that steal
are piles of shit.

298
00:18:51,566 --> 00:18:53,835
You don't want
to be a pile of shit, do you?

299
00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:56,303
-No.-Good.

300
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,606
Put your seatbelt on.

301
00:18:58,673 --> 00:18:59,741
What are you doing?

302
00:19:10,952 --> 00:19:14,454
Hey, what'd I tell you
about taking out your retainer?

303
00:19:14,522 --> 00:19:16,256
I don't want
this stupid retainer.

304
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:19,459
Bradley Whitmore has Invisalign,
so why can't I?

305
00:19:19,527 --> 00:19:21,062
"Why can't I?"

306
00:19:21,129 --> 00:19:22,295
Because we don't like

307
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,898
invisible things
in our household.

308
00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:25,566
--Okay?

309
00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:28,168
And Bradley Whitmore's parents
spoil him rotten.

310
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,303
He's gonna end up
being a pile of shit too.

311
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,405
Now put your retainer back in

312
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,141
and don't forget your backpack!

313
00:19:36,077 --> 00:19:37,310
Hey, hey!

314
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,814
You call that chick yet?

315
00:19:39,881 --> 00:19:40,915
-No.
-Why not?

316
00:19:40,982 --> 00:19:42,249
It's been like ten minutes.

317
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,920
What the hell happened
in the equipment area?

318
00:19:46,721 --> 00:19:49,524
Shit. We got a 10-59.

319
00:19:49,590 --> 00:19:51,893
<i>I don't know</i>
<i>what that means, Denny.</i>

320
00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:54,529
Mr. Beagle! Mr. Beagle!

321
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,198
Here, boy!

322
00:20:02,136 --> 00:20:03,403
That's weird.

323
00:20:04,839 --> 00:20:07,775
<i>Welcome to</i>
<i>the Cave of Wonders.</i>

324
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,848
You thinking coyotes again?

325
00:20:14,849 --> 00:20:16,184
Must be big ones.

326
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,452
Where is that damn dog?
Mr. Beagle!

327
00:20:18,519 --> 00:20:21,421
Come on, boy. Mr. Beagle!

328
00:20:24,659 --> 00:20:26,994
Fucker probably heard
a call of the wild again.

329
00:20:27,995 --> 00:20:29,564
Chewed through his damn rope.

330
00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:30,765
The hell?

331
00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:37,370
What?

332
00:20:39,207 --> 00:20:40,240
Just peculiar.

333
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:42,009
He's probably out
chasing coyote ass.

334
00:20:42,076 --> 00:20:43,177
He'll be back.

335
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,146
Oh, shit.

336
00:20:45,213 --> 00:20:46,581
Got to go, Doc G.

337
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,649
I got some, uh...

338
00:20:49,784 --> 00:20:51,652
business to attend to.

339
00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:53,788
Sure.

340
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:57,225
<i>Scientists are still</i>
<i>unsure what dinosaurs</i>

341
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,425
<i>actually sounded like.</i>

342
00:21:07,168 --> 00:21:09,302
Hey, quiet down up there!

343
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,606
I'm going out.
So you're on your own tonight.

344
00:21:21,549 --> 00:21:22,784
Dusty.

345
00:21:24,085 --> 00:21:25,787
You piece of shit.

346
00:21:26,788 --> 00:21:28,355
Right on time.

347
00:21:31,225 --> 00:21:36,363
Pfft. Ooh, ooh, Gina.
Why are you with him?

348
00:21:37,532 --> 00:21:39,066
What are you?

349
00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:40,201
Pick it up.

350
00:21:40,268 --> 00:21:41,736
Oh, yeah, pick it up.

351
00:21:43,905 --> 00:21:44,906
Bitch.

352
00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:58,553
Deploying USS Brown Trout...

353
00:21:58,619 --> 00:22:00,054
Ah, deployed!

354
00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:21,943
Gina!
Hey, where's my beer, Gina?

355
00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:23,644
You left the beer in the car.

356
00:22:25,146 --> 00:22:28,015
Go get it! I don't have all day.

357
00:24:57,932 --> 00:24:59,100
<i>...may cause headaches,</i>
<i>dizziness, scalp loss,</i>

358
00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:00,034
<i>difficulty wearing hats.</i>

359
00:25:00,101 --> 00:25:01,736
<i>Ask your doctor</i>
<i>about Revitaxanax...</i>

360
00:25:01,802 --> 00:25:03,938
<i>Do we have</i>
<i>a lot of chickens?</i>

361
00:25:04,005 --> 00:25:08,609
We got so many damn chickens
here at McCluckskey Farms

362
00:25:08,676 --> 00:25:11,412
that Colonel Sanders
even called wanting some.

363
00:25:11,479 --> 00:25:14,115
And I told him
to go cluck himself!

364
00:25:14,181 --> 00:25:18,219
Go get your own,
you Kentucky Fried old fart.

365
00:25:18,285 --> 00:25:20,221
Are my chickens the best?

366
00:25:20,287 --> 00:25:24,759
Yeah, well, does Dolly Parton
sleep on her back?

367
00:25:24,825 --> 00:25:27,061
Come on down and get you some.

368
00:25:35,069 --> 00:25:36,003
<i>Good morning.</i>

369
00:25:36,070 --> 00:25:38,172
Tom Jennings filling in
for Chet Williford.

370
00:25:38,239 --> 00:25:40,841
We start with disturbing news
out of Spielburgh County

371
00:25:40,908 --> 00:25:42,777
where a young boy
appears to be missing.

372
00:25:42,843 --> 00:25:44,545
Our own Gloria Aviles
is on the scene.

373
00:25:44,612 --> 00:25:46,247
<i>Gloria, what can you tell us?</i>

374
00:25:46,313 --> 00:25:47,415
Thanks, Tom.

375
00:25:47,481 --> 00:25:50,017
I'm here at the home
of Debra Kintner,

376
00:25:50,084 --> 00:25:52,286
<i>who claims her</i>
<i>10-year-old son Elliott</i>

377
00:25:52,353 --> 00:25:53,522
<i>went missing late last night.</i>

378
00:25:53,621 --> 00:25:54,955
Elliott? Nice tux.

379
00:25:55,022 --> 00:25:56,924
...she returned
to his room this morning,

380
00:25:56,991 --> 00:26:01,228
all that was left
was this mysterious mound

381
00:26:01,295 --> 00:26:03,130
of an unknown substance.

382
00:26:03,197 --> 00:26:04,632
<i>It-It-It's shit!</i>

383
00:26:04,698 --> 00:26:08,402
<i>It-It's a big pile of shit</i>
<i>with his retainer in it.</i>

384
00:26:08,469 --> 00:26:09,870
Oh, my God.

385
00:26:09,937 --> 00:26:12,740
<i>He hated that retainer,</i>
<i>but I made him wear it.</i>

386
00:26:12,807 --> 00:26:14,942
<i>Oh, God, people are going</i>
<i>to think I'm a bad mom.</i>

387
00:26:15,009 --> 00:26:16,811
<i>I should have never</i>
<i>called him a pile of shit,</i>

388
00:26:16,877 --> 00:26:19,880
<i>but now look at him!</i>
<i>My son is a pile of shit!</i>

389
00:26:19,947 --> 00:26:21,215
Hey, sorry I'm late, Doc.

390
00:26:21,282 --> 00:26:23,552
<i>Maybe it was a bear.</i>
<i>Do you think it was a bear?</i>

391
00:26:23,617 --> 00:26:24,618
<i>Bears are getting smarter.</i>

392
00:26:24,685 --> 00:26:25,719
<i>There's a bear problem</i>
<i>in the city.</i>

393
00:26:25,786 --> 00:26:27,054
<i>I don't know what's happening!</i>

394
00:26:27,121 --> 00:26:29,457
Oh, where'd you find
last year's Christmas cookies?

395
00:26:30,858 --> 00:26:32,793
<i>...for Elliott Kintner</i>
<i>and any information</i>

396
00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:35,196
<i>about his disappearance</i>
<i>should be given</i>

397
00:26:35,262 --> 00:26:36,964
<i>to the state police...</i>

398
00:26:37,031 --> 00:26:40,868
Dr. G., I-I still can't find
Mr. Beagle.

399
00:26:40,935 --> 00:26:42,736
<i>...that is</i>
<i>one big pile of shit.</i>

400
00:26:42,803 --> 00:26:44,939
<i>Welcome to</i>
<i>the Cave of Wonders.</i>

401
00:26:45,005 --> 00:26:47,942
<i>Here you can hear a variety</i>
<i>of dinosaur sounds</i>

402
00:26:48,008 --> 00:26:49,910
<i>echoed throughout</i>
<i>its chambers...</i>

403
00:26:50,678 --> 00:26:51,979
Same size.

404
00:27:02,256 --> 00:27:04,091
What's got
your butthole puckered?

405
00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:08,597
Did you catch
the news this morning?

406
00:27:08,662 --> 00:27:10,931
-Hmm?
-The shit?

407
00:27:11,899 --> 00:27:13,834
The shit left
at the boy's house?

408
00:27:15,537 --> 00:27:18,105
Whoa, shit.
That made it on the news?

409
00:27:20,609 --> 00:27:23,410
How hard did he stomp
on the bag?

410
00:27:24,579 --> 00:27:25,846
What are you talking about?

411
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,015
The missing kid report?

412
00:27:28,883 --> 00:27:30,585
Elliott from Dino Camp?

413
00:27:30,651 --> 00:27:32,753
Yeah. What happened
to that little turd?

414
00:27:35,422 --> 00:27:36,724
Well...

415
00:27:38,425 --> 00:27:40,060
I think he became one.

416
00:27:42,631 --> 00:27:46,100
What? What are you
talking about?

417
00:27:46,167 --> 00:27:48,302
The shit they found
in Elliott's room

418
00:27:48,369 --> 00:27:50,171
had very distinct markings

419
00:27:50,237 --> 00:27:52,806
and only one animal has
droppings like that.

420
00:28:05,052 --> 00:28:05,986
Wait a minute.

421
00:28:06,053 --> 00:28:08,489
Does this have something
to do with Mr. Beagle?

422
00:28:08,557 --> 00:28:10,659
Whose blood was that, Dr. G?

423
00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:16,430
- What is he barking at?
- I don't know.

424
00:28:17,231 --> 00:28:18,399
Camera six is down.

425
00:28:23,170 --> 00:28:24,305
Oh, God!

426
00:28:30,144 --> 00:28:32,279
Please tell me
Mr. Beagle's okay!

427
00:28:33,314 --> 00:28:35,783
- Listen.-

428
00:28:35,849 --> 00:28:37,184
Do you hear that?

429
00:28:37,251 --> 00:28:40,020
Yeah, of course, I hear it.
You played it for me twice.

430
00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:45,893
What is he barking at?

431
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,294
I don't see anything.

432
00:28:49,296 --> 00:28:53,133
I don't know
how this is humanly possible,

433
00:28:54,501 --> 00:28:56,170
but I think
we're dealing with...

434
00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:00,241
a raptor.

435
00:29:00,307 --> 00:29:03,344
What in the shit
are you saying to me right now?

436
00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:05,312
You're telling me that you think
Mr. Beagle's out there

437
00:29:05,379 --> 00:29:07,649
running around chasing
a dinosaur that's on the loose

438
00:29:07,716 --> 00:29:10,117
that's turning little kids
into doo-doo?

439
00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:14,989
I'm saying that the evidence
supports that hypothesis, yes.

440
00:29:16,890 --> 00:29:19,493
Well, saying I'm on board
with your hypotenuse,

441
00:29:19,561 --> 00:29:21,228
or whatever.

442
00:29:21,295 --> 00:29:23,831
Who is gonna help us
with that, Doc?

443
00:29:25,799 --> 00:29:27,101
I don't know.

444
00:29:32,072 --> 00:29:34,074
Hey, you know
what the coroner told me

445
00:29:34,141 --> 00:29:36,777
the other day about
that John Doe that came in?

446
00:29:36,844 --> 00:29:40,649
He told me you could tell
how old a person is

447
00:29:40,715 --> 00:29:44,918
by counting the spokes
around their butthole.

448
00:29:44,985 --> 00:29:49,089
Yeah, that's how he knew that
that John Doe was 32,

449
00:29:49,156 --> 00:29:51,258
which means
I got like 45 spokes.

450
00:29:51,325 --> 00:29:55,296
And you got 64,
and a baby has zero.

451
00:29:55,362 --> 00:29:57,732
Or maybe they start with one.
I don't know.

452
00:29:57,798 --> 00:30:01,569
Boy, I don't ever want
to hear you talking about

453
00:30:01,636 --> 00:30:03,370
my butthole ever again.

454
00:30:03,437 --> 00:30:05,674
Wait, stop.
You can't go back there!

455
00:30:05,740 --> 00:30:07,141
Citizens on patrol, ma'am.

456
00:30:08,075 --> 00:30:11,178
Well, if it isn't Dinky Denny.

457
00:30:11,245 --> 00:30:14,081
Looking to drop off
another failed application?

458
00:30:14,148 --> 00:30:16,917
Well, shit.
While I'm here, might as well.

459
00:30:16,984 --> 00:30:18,586
I'm never growing up!

460
00:30:18,653 --> 00:30:21,690
Sheriff, we might have
information on the disappearance

461
00:30:21,756 --> 00:30:22,890
of Elliott Kintner.

462
00:30:22,956 --> 00:30:25,059
-Who the heck are you?
-I'm Dr. Grant Walker.

463
00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:26,827
I work up
at the Dinosaur Museum.

464
00:30:26,894 --> 00:30:29,863
You mean the fun park?

465
00:30:29,930 --> 00:30:33,500
I'm a paleontologist
and I have reason to believe...

466
00:30:35,336 --> 00:30:36,870
that there's a raptor
on the loose.

467
00:30:36,937 --> 00:30:38,238
A rapper on the loose?

468
00:30:38,305 --> 00:30:41,643
Should we be on the lookout
for LL Cool J or Tone Loc?

469
00:30:41,710 --> 00:30:45,580
Okay. No, no. A rap-tor.

470
00:30:47,047 --> 00:30:49,149
From the Cretaceous period?

471
00:30:50,050 --> 00:30:51,318
Like <i>Jurassic Park.</i>

472
00:30:51,385 --> 00:30:56,056
Well, what does it look like?
We'll put out an APB.

473
00:30:56,123 --> 00:30:57,224
I haven't actually seen it.

474
00:30:57,291 --> 00:31:01,228
So tell me something, doc-tor,

475
00:31:01,295 --> 00:31:04,566
if there's a dinosaur
running around this town,

476
00:31:04,632 --> 00:31:07,201
how come nobody else
has seen it?

477
00:31:07,267 --> 00:31:09,370
-I don't know.
-You couldn't have a wet fart

478
00:31:09,436 --> 00:31:11,872
in this town without
a couple thousand people

479
00:31:11,939 --> 00:31:13,006
posting about it.

480
00:31:13,073 --> 00:31:14,274
Sir, this thing is killing kids.

481
00:31:14,341 --> 00:31:16,711
All right, and it's turning them
into dookie piles.

482
00:31:16,778 --> 00:31:17,911
So I suggest you look into it.

483
00:31:17,978 --> 00:31:19,413
Yeah, you too, Ron.

484
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,684
You have to listen to me. Okay?
Just take me to the boy's house.

485
00:31:22,751 --> 00:31:26,286
I have the fossilized feces
to prove it.

486
00:31:34,261 --> 00:31:37,064
Oh! Get the hell
out of my office

487
00:31:37,131 --> 00:31:38,932
before I have you committed.

488
00:31:38,999 --> 00:31:41,001
And take your turd with you.

489
00:31:41,068 --> 00:31:43,036
And whatever that thing is.

490
00:31:45,573 --> 00:31:46,574
Come on.

491
00:31:46,641 --> 00:31:48,777
- Oh, hey, Dinky.
- What?

492
00:31:48,843 --> 00:31:50,612
I'll file your application
for you.

493
00:31:52,146 --> 00:31:53,447
Why don't you file this?
File that!

494
00:31:53,515 --> 00:31:56,316
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
A little respect here.

495
00:31:56,383 --> 00:31:58,085
- Come on. Come on.
- A little respect!

496
00:31:58,152 --> 00:31:59,788
Respect my ass.

497
00:31:59,854 --> 00:32:02,990
Nothin' but net! Whoa!

498
00:32:09,798 --> 00:32:11,165
What am I doing?

499
00:32:12,399 --> 00:32:14,134
They're right.

500
00:32:14,201 --> 00:32:15,837
I just told the authorities

501
00:32:15,904 --> 00:32:18,740
that a dinosaur
is running around town

502
00:32:18,807 --> 00:32:20,274
yet no one has seen it.

503
00:32:20,809 --> 00:32:21,843
And I'm dressed

504
00:32:21,910 --> 00:32:24,579
like a shitty
low-rent safari man.

505
00:32:26,346 --> 00:32:28,315
Of course they think I'm crazy.

506
00:32:28,382 --> 00:32:29,751
This is stupid.

507
00:32:29,818 --> 00:32:31,385
You know what? Fuck those cops.

508
00:32:31,452 --> 00:32:34,354
Well, I know you're having
some sort of internal debate,

509
00:32:34,421 --> 00:32:35,322
but I believe you!

510
00:32:35,389 --> 00:32:38,258
You're the smartest
science doctor I know.

511
00:32:38,992 --> 00:32:40,427
And I know a few.

512
00:32:41,796 --> 00:32:43,430
What else could it be?

513
00:32:43,497 --> 00:32:45,065
In the cave,
there was all that blood,

514
00:32:45,132 --> 00:32:46,366
and the footprint...

515
00:32:49,303 --> 00:32:51,338
You think
Mr. Beagle's all right?

516
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,976
Yeah. Yeah, we'll find him.

517
00:32:56,644 --> 00:32:57,978
He's a, uh...

518
00:32:59,413 --> 00:33:00,414
good boy.

519
00:33:01,916 --> 00:33:03,718
He's the goodest.

520
00:33:04,351 --> 00:33:07,522
Um, what was that dinky stuff
about with the sheriff?

521
00:33:07,589 --> 00:33:10,157
Oh, just some juvenile
grade school bullshit.

522
00:33:10,224 --> 00:33:11,893
I don't even know
how they know that stuff.

523
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,060
Now that we're partners and all,

524
00:33:13,126 --> 00:33:14,495
just tell me one thing.

525
00:33:14,562 --> 00:33:18,633
How in the hell
does a dinosaur exist?

526
00:33:20,434 --> 00:33:22,102
I have no idea.

527
00:33:22,169 --> 00:33:24,271
But first, we have to make sure.

528
00:33:24,338 --> 00:33:27,174
We have to match the coprolite
with the droppings.

529
00:33:27,241 --> 00:33:29,611
All right. Where to then?

530
00:33:29,677 --> 00:33:31,278
Elliott's house.

531
00:33:31,345 --> 00:33:33,447
You're gonna go up here
to the left.

532
00:33:33,515 --> 00:33:34,616
-Left?-Yeah.

533
00:33:36,016 --> 00:33:38,085
How do you know
where that kid lives, weirdo?

534
00:33:38,151 --> 00:33:39,219
I stole the police report

535
00:33:39,286 --> 00:33:40,755
while they were making fun
of your dick.

536
00:33:43,257 --> 00:33:45,158
All right, now we just
got to get past his mom.

537
00:33:45,225 --> 00:33:47,361
I got this.
Just watch my six.

538
00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:55,302
What are you doing?

539
00:34:00,542 --> 00:34:01,643
What are you wearing?

540
00:34:01,709 --> 00:34:04,612
Don't worry, all right?
I got this. Just follow my lead.

541
00:34:11,686 --> 00:34:13,487
Here she comes.
Here she comes.

542
00:34:21,930 --> 00:34:23,163
Yes?

543
00:34:23,865 --> 00:34:26,133
Hello, madam.

544
00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:28,570
I'm special agent Johnny Utah.

545
00:34:28,636 --> 00:34:31,071
And this is Doctor...

546
00:34:31,138 --> 00:34:34,474
Dr. Grant Walker,
a Scientologist.

547
00:34:34,542 --> 00:34:37,845
And we're here to do
some laboratory experiments

548
00:34:37,912 --> 00:34:40,247
on the feces
that used to be your son.

549
00:34:48,422 --> 00:34:50,792
Oh, thank God.

550
00:34:50,858 --> 00:34:52,092
So you do believe me?

551
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:54,028
I told them
my son wasn't missing.

552
00:34:54,094 --> 00:34:55,830
Uh. Where's the shit pile,
ma'am?

553
00:34:55,897 --> 00:34:57,899
Upstairs.

554
00:34:57,966 --> 00:34:59,601
- Excuse me.
- This way?

555
00:34:59,667 --> 00:35:01,201
Yeah, you got it. Yeah.

556
00:35:01,268 --> 00:35:04,404
Up here? I see it!

557
00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:10,545
Oh, smells like a fart
in a spacesuit in here.

558
00:35:16,283 --> 00:35:19,020
Ooh. The boy's retainer?

559
00:35:19,087 --> 00:35:20,420
Yes.

560
00:35:26,193 --> 00:35:27,427
I was right.

561
00:35:28,128 --> 00:35:29,463
It's raptor shit.

562
00:35:31,032 --> 00:35:32,366
Are you sure?

563
00:35:32,432 --> 00:35:35,103
Look, man. I know my shit.

564
00:35:35,168 --> 00:35:37,270
Look at this.
Look at the grooves.

565
00:35:37,337 --> 00:35:40,975
Ah, it's the same, yeah.
Like a monster truck tread.

566
00:35:41,042 --> 00:35:43,845
Son of a...
Look, there's corn in there.

567
00:35:43,911 --> 00:35:45,747
This is incredible.

568
00:35:45,813 --> 00:35:47,314
What's incredible, Doctor?

569
00:35:47,381 --> 00:35:49,216
Uh, Your Majesty,
we're gonna need to dig

570
00:35:49,282 --> 00:35:51,318
around your son
for a stool sample.

571
00:35:51,385 --> 00:35:53,655
Maybe, maybe it's best
you turn away.

572
00:35:53,721 --> 00:35:55,222
Wait a second.

573
00:36:06,668 --> 00:36:09,169
Oh. Oh, no!

574
00:36:09,236 --> 00:36:12,472
Oh. Oh, no!

575
00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:13,875
- What? What? What is it?
- No, Mr. Beagle!

576
00:36:13,941 --> 00:36:15,743
Mrs. Kintner,
I think it's best that you go

577
00:36:15,810 --> 00:36:16,611
in the other room

578
00:36:16,678 --> 00:36:18,278
and let us finish this
in privacy.

579
00:36:18,345 --> 00:36:19,580
No, Mr. Beagle!

580
00:36:21,716 --> 00:36:24,052
You fucker!

581
00:36:24,118 --> 00:36:26,386
Hey! Hey, stop it.

582
00:36:26,453 --> 00:36:28,488
-I want to kill him!
-Hey! Hey! Stop!

583
00:36:28,556 --> 00:36:30,958
-I want to kill him!
-Look at me. Stop!

584
00:36:31,025 --> 00:36:32,927
That is that woman's son!

585
00:36:32,994 --> 00:36:34,227
That's my dog!

586
00:36:34,294 --> 00:36:36,931
Get-get-get-get a hold
of yourself.

587
00:36:36,998 --> 00:36:38,231
How can we use
the coprolite now?

588
00:36:38,298 --> 00:36:39,600
You just ruined our proof!

589
00:36:39,667 --> 00:36:43,137
I'm sorry, Dr. G.
I lost it, but shit, man!

590
00:36:43,203 --> 00:36:46,674
That's my dog in there.
It's hurting my heart!

591
00:36:46,741 --> 00:36:49,010
Let's just...
Let's just go. Okay?

592
00:36:49,077 --> 00:36:51,278
This poor woman
has been through enough.

593
00:36:52,847 --> 00:36:55,248
I'm gonna take a little bit
of Mr. Beagle with me.

594
00:36:55,315 --> 00:36:56,984
I got to take some of him.

595
00:36:57,051 --> 00:36:58,351
Fucker!

596
00:36:59,721 --> 00:37:01,556
<i>Okay, so "all-inclusive" means</i>

597
00:37:01,622 --> 00:37:02,957
I don't have
to leave the resort?

598
00:37:03,024 --> 00:37:05,159
<i>Yes, ma'am.</i>
<i>That will come with a wristband</i>

599
00:37:05,225 --> 00:37:06,694
<i>for access to all our amenities,</i>

600
00:37:06,761 --> 00:37:10,164
<i>including bottomless drinks</i>
<i>at our three onsite bars...</i>

601
00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:12,365
So-So what happens now, Doctor?

602
00:37:12,432 --> 00:37:14,434
We're gonna take your son--

603
00:37:14,501 --> 00:37:17,004
This sample back to the lab
for a study

604
00:37:17,071 --> 00:37:18,472
and we'll get back to you.

605
00:37:18,539 --> 00:37:20,108
<i>Is there anything</i>
<i>else I can help you with?</i>

606
00:37:20,174 --> 00:37:21,175
Smells like shit
down here too.

607
00:37:21,241 --> 00:37:22,309
<i>So can we go ahead</i>

608
00:37:22,375 --> 00:37:23,911
<i>and book you</i>
<i>for your singles cruise?</i>

609
00:37:23,978 --> 00:37:25,580
Okay. So free drinks and...

610
00:37:26,748 --> 00:37:28,015
Shit.

611
00:37:30,084 --> 00:37:31,451
Hey, can you help me
with my ant farm?

612
00:37:31,519 --> 00:37:33,721
-It's broken.
-Uh, okay.

613
00:37:38,391 --> 00:37:39,994
- Hello.
<i>- Amber.</i>

614
00:37:40,061 --> 00:37:42,130
It's Grant. Walker.

615
00:37:42,196 --> 00:37:45,666
Yeah, I know.
I'm really glad you called.

616
00:37:45,733 --> 00:37:48,236
Yeah, uh, me too.

617
00:37:48,301 --> 00:37:51,906
Ah, Amber, please go
with me on this.

618
00:37:51,973 --> 00:37:53,207
<i>You have to listen to me.</i>

619
00:37:53,273 --> 00:37:57,512
I have undeniable evidence that
there could be a velociraptor

620
00:37:57,578 --> 00:38:00,280
in your area killing people.

621
00:38:00,347 --> 00:38:01,749
Well, this is
a really strange way

622
00:38:01,816 --> 00:38:03,618
- of asking me out.
- It's itchy.

623
00:38:03,684 --> 00:38:07,155
Um, is this some sort of
weird role-playing thing?

624
00:38:07,221 --> 00:38:10,558
No, no. Here, look at this.

625
00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:12,760
Ants! Ants! Ants!

626
00:38:12,827 --> 00:38:15,395
-It's in my hair!
-You sent me a pile of shit?

627
00:38:15,462 --> 00:38:16,831
<i>That's raptor droppings.</i>

628
00:38:16,898 --> 00:38:18,199
They're biting me!

629
00:38:18,266 --> 00:38:21,769
- Okay? Are you asking me out?
<i>- No!</i>

630
00:38:21,836 --> 00:38:23,671
Stay in your house
and lock your doors.

631
00:38:23,738 --> 00:38:26,507
Do not go outside
until I call you again.

632
00:38:26,574 --> 00:38:28,676
What? I mean, this is insane.

633
00:38:28,743 --> 00:38:29,944
<i>Oh, wait.</i>

634
00:38:30,011 --> 00:38:32,713
If this is you trying to push me
away again, well, it's working.

635
00:38:32,780 --> 00:38:34,015
It's not that.

636
00:38:34,081 --> 00:38:36,984
All right. You haven't grown up
a bit since college. Goodbye.

637
00:38:37,051 --> 00:38:38,519
Shit.

638
00:38:39,486 --> 00:38:41,354
It's itchy! Ow!

639
00:38:42,389 --> 00:38:44,391
Women. Can't live with 'em.

640
00:38:44,457 --> 00:38:46,928
Can't convince 'em
a dinosaur might kill 'em.

641
00:38:46,994 --> 00:38:48,663
Irrational creatures.

642
00:38:53,601 --> 00:38:55,603
Is that that crazy chicken lady
from the commercials?

643
00:38:55,670 --> 00:38:58,172
Yeah, she's kind of a big deal
in these parts.

644
00:38:58,239 --> 00:38:59,339
Pull over.

645
00:38:59,406 --> 00:39:01,374
What the hell happened here?

646
00:39:03,945 --> 00:39:06,214
What the...

647
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,348
Henrietta McCluckskey.

648
00:39:08,415 --> 00:39:10,718
What's happening,
you old bastard?

649
00:39:10,785 --> 00:39:12,687
You selling scrambled eggs now?

650
00:39:12,753 --> 00:39:16,389
Is that little Deniel Denielson?

651
00:39:16,456 --> 00:39:19,293
Oh, yeah, I remember
that ugly-ass face.

652
00:39:19,359 --> 00:39:23,698
Your name is Deniel?
Deniel Denielson?

653
00:39:23,764 --> 00:39:26,334
What the hell you think
"Denny" is short for?

654
00:39:26,399 --> 00:39:30,805
Did you two stop here
to fuck or buy eggs?

655
00:39:32,540 --> 00:39:34,242
Do you mind if we ask
what happened here?

656
00:39:34,308 --> 00:39:36,210
I don't know.

657
00:39:36,277 --> 00:39:38,378
Went into my truck
to have a smoke.

658
00:39:38,445 --> 00:39:39,914
Must have passed out.

659
00:39:39,981 --> 00:39:43,416
When I woke up, it was like
a tornado went through here.

660
00:39:43,483 --> 00:39:46,153
Smashed my eggs to bits!

661
00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:48,956
Blew the ass end
out of my mascot!

662
00:39:50,258 --> 00:39:51,424
Do you mind if we take a look?

663
00:39:51,491 --> 00:39:54,662
I could give a frog's fat ass
what you look at.

664
00:39:54,729 --> 00:39:57,430
Just don't break
any merchandise.

665
00:40:06,140 --> 00:40:10,177
Damn. Looks like something
blew his butthole out.

666
00:40:16,017 --> 00:40:17,718
Ew. What is it?

667
00:40:18,352 --> 00:40:19,620
Raptor semen?

668
00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:22,556
Looks like a bunch of cum to me.

669
00:40:24,158 --> 00:40:25,226
Hey, you... You're saying

670
00:40:25,293 --> 00:40:26,493
that dinosaur mounted
that chicken,

671
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:30,531
blew his butthole out,
and busted a nut inside?

672
00:40:31,532 --> 00:40:33,034
I guess so.

673
00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:35,369
I've been saying this all along!

674
00:40:35,435 --> 00:40:38,973
The government is making
man-sized chickens

675
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,310
to put all us
little people out of work.

676
00:40:42,376 --> 00:40:45,713
Chicken-human hybrids

677
00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:51,052
controlled by 5G and chemtrails.

678
00:40:52,253 --> 00:40:56,290
Okay... Um, are you sure
you didn't see anything at all?

679
00:40:56,357 --> 00:41:00,227
Well, not unless you count
the back of my fucking eyelids.

680
00:41:01,562 --> 00:41:03,764
Okay, I'm gonna need a map.

681
00:41:04,532 --> 00:41:06,167
I got you, Doc G.

682
00:41:06,233 --> 00:41:08,501
What are you two
looking for anyway?

683
00:41:08,569 --> 00:41:10,371
Look, look.
Official business. All right?

684
00:41:10,438 --> 00:41:12,540
Don't get your tits in a tangle.

685
00:41:20,414 --> 00:41:22,650
You're not gonna buy any eggs?

686
00:41:24,352 --> 00:41:25,686
Assholes!

687
00:41:27,555 --> 00:41:30,124
Yeah, come on.
Come on. Check it out. Yeah.

688
00:41:30,191 --> 00:41:31,225
It's a beauty, ain't it?

689
00:41:33,094 --> 00:41:35,629
Yeah. Come on in. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, come on in.

690
00:41:41,068 --> 00:41:42,103
How you like it?

691
00:41:43,571 --> 00:41:45,239
It's, uh...

692
00:41:45,306 --> 00:41:48,476
Oh... Yeah, this is nice.

693
00:41:48,542 --> 00:41:49,944
This is... quaint.

694
00:41:50,011 --> 00:41:51,479
I got a few things
still, still coming

695
00:41:51,545 --> 00:41:52,713
from Amazon Prime.

696
00:41:52,780 --> 00:41:54,148
I think the tiki stuff,
you know,

697
00:41:54,215 --> 00:41:56,650
the tiki stuff
kind of ties it all together.

698
00:41:56,717 --> 00:41:59,487
Hmm... Yeah, no. That's,
that's the touch that did it.

699
00:41:59,553 --> 00:42:00,721
That, that made it, yeah.

700
00:42:00,788 --> 00:42:02,156
Oh, how rude of me.
Let me get you a drink.

701
00:42:02,223 --> 00:42:04,625
- Oh, no, no, I'm good.
- Oh, come on man.

702
00:42:04,692 --> 00:42:06,660
It'll help loosen you up.

703
00:42:10,498 --> 00:42:11,899
Pick your poison.

704
00:42:14,402 --> 00:42:16,637
There we go!

705
00:42:21,375 --> 00:42:22,810
- Ooh.
- That's a lot.

706
00:42:22,877 --> 00:42:25,079
- A little more?
- No, no, I'm good.

707
00:42:27,314 --> 00:42:29,283
So I'd like to, uh...

708
00:42:29,350 --> 00:42:32,586
Sorry about the flies.
We got some kind of infestation.

709
00:42:32,653 --> 00:42:33,954
To new partners,

710
00:42:35,524 --> 00:42:37,892
new friends.

711
00:42:39,060 --> 00:42:42,129
And, uh... Mr. Beagle.

712
00:42:42,196 --> 00:42:43,898
May we avenge his death.

713
00:42:45,534 --> 00:42:47,668
And, and, and the kid
and shit too.

714
00:42:48,537 --> 00:42:49,837
The doo-doo kid.

715
00:42:49,904 --> 00:42:50,905
Hmm.

716
00:42:57,678 --> 00:42:59,013
What the hell is that?

717
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:02,551
A blend. I blended
a few things together.

718
00:43:02,616 --> 00:43:05,686
Oh, oh. Since we're partners
and-and friends,

719
00:43:05,753 --> 00:43:07,388
drinking bud...
and drinking buddies,

720
00:43:07,455 --> 00:43:09,790
I'd like to
present you with, um...

721
00:43:09,857 --> 00:43:11,225
a little something
that's gonna...

722
00:43:11,292 --> 00:43:12,660
gonna help us communicate

723
00:43:12,726 --> 00:43:14,595
when we're together.
And I, uh...

724
00:43:19,568 --> 00:43:21,335
I think...

725
00:43:21,402 --> 00:43:23,804
That's my dad.
I think my dad, um...

726
00:43:26,006 --> 00:43:29,677
I think he'd want you
to have this. Here, here.

727
00:43:29,743 --> 00:43:33,647
-Oh, no, no, no. I can't.
-No, no. You've earned it.

728
00:43:33,714 --> 00:43:35,983
-Thanks.
-Brothers in arms.

729
00:43:36,050 --> 00:43:37,685
-Brothers in arms.
-Hey. Hey.

730
00:43:37,751 --> 00:43:39,153
Didn't you say you had a map?

731
00:43:39,220 --> 00:43:40,688
I got a big ass map.

732
00:43:40,754 --> 00:43:43,290
Whole ci... Whole-whole city!

733
00:43:49,263 --> 00:43:52,032
Whoa. Hold up. Hold up.
Let me set the mood.

734
00:43:52,099 --> 00:43:53,000
Yeah.

735
00:43:53,868 --> 00:43:55,803
Oh, yeah, that's better.

736
00:44:00,474 --> 00:44:02,676
Um, I can't see anything.

737
00:44:02,743 --> 00:44:05,346
Okay. Hold up. Wait.

738
00:44:09,183 --> 00:44:12,286
Okay. Well, you could have just
turned the lights on, but...

739
00:44:12,353 --> 00:44:13,787
Uh, do you have any thumbtacks?

740
00:44:16,924 --> 00:44:19,827
I don't have
thumbtacks, but... Oh!

741
00:44:22,196 --> 00:44:23,898
I got these Chums.

742
00:44:24,899 --> 00:44:26,200
-Chums?
-Yeah, Chums.

743
00:44:26,267 --> 00:44:27,368
Like you and me. Chums.

744
00:44:27,434 --> 00:44:30,104
I used, I used to collect these
as a kid, didn't you?

745
00:44:30,572 --> 00:44:31,805
No.

746
00:44:31,872 --> 00:44:35,142
This is, um...
Well, this is Jimmy Chonga.

747
00:44:35,209 --> 00:44:37,678
This is, uh, Larry... Oh.

748
00:44:37,745 --> 00:44:39,780
You keep Larry Loco.
It's my favorite.

749
00:44:39,847 --> 00:44:41,616
And I'm gonna take,
uh, Alberto Gordo.

750
00:44:41,682 --> 00:44:43,450
This is to symbolize
our Chummidom.

751
00:44:46,987 --> 00:44:49,156
- How old are you?
- 41.

752
00:44:49,223 --> 00:44:50,858
You ever think about
wearing sunscreen?

753
00:44:50,925 --> 00:44:52,760
No. It's bad for the skin.

754
00:44:52,826 --> 00:44:55,396
No, yeah, you don't want that.
You don't want that.

755
00:44:58,165 --> 00:44:59,733
We need to establish

756
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,468
-the raptor's hunting territory.
-Okay.

757
00:45:01,536 --> 00:45:03,871
Here is Dino World

758
00:45:03,938 --> 00:45:05,406
or what we know
is the first attack.

759
00:45:05,472 --> 00:45:09,343
-Okay. Yeah, that's Larry Loco.
-Yeah. Yeah, I know.

760
00:45:09,410 --> 00:45:11,845
This is Elliott's house.

761
00:45:11,912 --> 00:45:13,080
That's Jimmy Chonga.

762
00:45:13,147 --> 00:45:15,449
-Jimmy Chonga. Jimmy Chonga?
-Jimmy Chonga.

763
00:45:15,517 --> 00:45:17,818
Great. Jimmy is
gonna be Henrietta

764
00:45:17,885 --> 00:45:19,186
because this is
Henrietta's egg stand.

765
00:45:19,253 --> 00:45:20,287
Okay.

766
00:45:20,354 --> 00:45:23,457
So, a raptor's hunting territory
is roughly estimated

767
00:45:23,525 --> 00:45:27,394
to be about 20 square miles,
which would lead him...

768
00:45:28,530 --> 00:45:29,730
here.

769
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,736
Let's go kill us
a fucking raptor.

770
00:45:42,009 --> 00:45:45,614
Hi, guys.
Oh, everyone's here tonight.

771
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,983
It's feeding time! Yub-nub.

772
00:45:54,121 --> 00:45:55,322
Oh.

773
00:45:56,725 --> 00:45:59,360
Where did Razzle go?

774
00:46:07,702 --> 00:46:12,607
And now
where's that darn Dazzle?

775
00:46:15,744 --> 00:46:18,846
Razzle? Dazzle?

776
00:46:20,381 --> 00:46:21,549
Oh, well.

777
00:46:32,192 --> 00:46:37,264
Well, then,
where did everyone go tonight?

778
00:46:59,654 --> 00:47:02,122
That's a lot of mayonnaise.

779
00:47:02,189 --> 00:47:05,192
-You never know.
-No. No, you never do.

780
00:47:05,259 --> 00:47:07,428
Go ahead, take a few with you.
It's fine.

781
00:47:07,494 --> 00:47:08,697
Oh, no, I'm good.

782
00:47:08,763 --> 00:47:11,365
I have some at home
in a bottle...

783
00:47:12,333 --> 00:47:13,535
Like everyone.

784
00:47:14,835 --> 00:47:17,505
Testing, testing.
One, two, one, two, one, two.

785
00:47:17,572 --> 00:47:19,073
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

786
00:47:19,139 --> 00:47:20,941
Doc G, Doc G. Come in, Doc G.

787
00:47:21,008 --> 00:47:22,610
Boop, boop, boop, boop!

788
00:47:22,677 --> 00:47:25,312
Hey, Doc G. Copy that.

789
00:47:25,379 --> 00:47:28,015
Hey, uh, can you turn
your walkie to, uh, channel 16?

790
00:47:28,082 --> 00:47:30,384
-Make sure it's on 16.
-Can you just please stop?

791
00:47:30,451 --> 00:47:31,418
Keep your eyes on the road!

792
00:47:31,485 --> 00:47:34,789
We're not 11-year-old
treehouse buddies.

793
00:47:34,855 --> 00:47:36,357
We're not using these.

794
00:47:44,898 --> 00:47:47,935
So... you grew up here.

795
00:47:49,236 --> 00:47:50,505
How was that?

796
00:47:50,572 --> 00:47:51,905
It was fine.

797
00:47:52,774 --> 00:47:55,810
There was this...

798
00:47:55,876 --> 00:47:58,379
this incident, you know,
in the sixth grade.

799
00:48:02,282 --> 00:48:04,652
I mean, I guess
I should tell you,

800
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:06,487
with our budding
bromance and all.

801
00:48:09,089 --> 00:48:11,158
I started that day pumped.

802
00:48:11,225 --> 00:48:13,394
My dad, my daddy
had just bought me

803
00:48:13,460 --> 00:48:17,931
a new pair of MC Hammer pants...

804
00:48:17,998 --> 00:48:19,768
...for the school talent show.

805
00:48:19,834 --> 00:48:21,902
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, man.

806
00:48:21,969 --> 00:48:23,470
And I was in the middle
of a performance

807
00:48:23,538 --> 00:48:25,139
of "Can't Touch This."

808
00:48:25,205 --> 00:48:26,775
I mean
the whole school was there.

809
00:48:26,841 --> 00:48:27,941
The whole town.

810
00:48:28,008 --> 00:48:30,210
And sitting right
front and center...

811
00:48:30,277 --> 00:48:33,313
Ooh. Oh, the love of my life.

812
00:48:33,947 --> 00:48:35,583
Gina Del Vecchio.

813
00:48:37,484 --> 00:48:38,986
Yeah, man.

814
00:48:39,052 --> 00:48:41,723
I had that crowd eating out
of the palm of my hand.

815
00:48:41,790 --> 00:48:44,458
I was too legit to quit.

816
00:48:45,693 --> 00:48:48,429
Oh, man!

817
00:48:53,033 --> 00:48:54,368
And then I got to...

818
00:48:55,770 --> 00:48:58,071
"Stop, hammer time."

819
00:48:58,673 --> 00:49:00,307
Mm.

820
00:49:00,374 --> 00:49:02,376
Dusty Peters pulled
my MC Hammer pants

821
00:49:02,443 --> 00:49:04,546
and my tighty-whities
down to my ankles...

822
00:49:07,181 --> 00:49:08,449
in front of the whole school.

823
00:49:09,617 --> 00:49:12,019
And Gina Del Vecchio.

824
00:49:14,522 --> 00:49:17,391
Well, in a fit of irony...

825
00:49:20,294 --> 00:49:22,229
it definitely wasn't
hammer time.

826
00:49:23,964 --> 00:49:26,366
My little underdeveloped
sixth-grade baby dick

827
00:49:26,433 --> 00:49:28,435
just sitting on my nuts
like an acorn.

828
00:49:31,539 --> 00:49:34,742
After that, everyone started
calling me Dinky Dick Denny.

829
00:49:40,949 --> 00:49:42,149
That's...

830
00:49:42,851 --> 00:49:44,051
horrible.

831
00:49:44,686 --> 00:49:45,687
I'm sorry.

832
00:49:51,124 --> 00:49:54,294
Yeah. Well, that nickname
followed me my whole life.

833
00:49:56,163 --> 00:49:59,233
And Dusty Peters married
Gina Del Vecchio.

834
00:50:02,369 --> 00:50:06,674
Man, you think it was my dream
to be security at Dino World?

835
00:50:06,741 --> 00:50:08,275
Well, I love Dino World.

836
00:50:09,978 --> 00:50:12,412
But I wanted to be a sheriff.

837
00:50:12,479 --> 00:50:14,649
That nickname fucked
that up too.

838
00:50:19,854 --> 00:50:21,288
I can relate.

839
00:50:21,355 --> 00:50:24,291
Not about
the small dick stuff, but...

840
00:50:31,131 --> 00:50:32,600
It's grown a little bit.

841
00:50:33,935 --> 00:50:35,135
Oh.

842
00:50:38,238 --> 00:50:40,140
All right,
we could be close.

843
00:50:41,676 --> 00:50:42,911
Amber does live up here.

844
00:50:42,977 --> 00:50:45,580
Oh, yeah?
Gina lives two streets over.

845
00:50:45,647 --> 00:50:48,516
You know the big house
with the stone front?

846
00:50:48,583 --> 00:50:50,585
Her bedroom's the second window
from the left.

847
00:50:52,587 --> 00:50:53,788
Or so I've heard.

848
00:50:55,422 --> 00:50:57,090
Wait a minute.
What the hell is that?

849
00:50:58,593 --> 00:50:59,594
Stop!

850
00:51:12,941 --> 00:51:14,141
Look at this.

851
00:51:14,709 --> 00:51:15,777
Eerie.

852
00:51:20,548 --> 00:51:23,083
What the hell
kind of critter is that?

853
00:51:25,987 --> 00:51:27,454
It's a hairball.

854
00:51:30,357 --> 00:51:34,596
My guess is... it just ate
an old lady and her cats.

855
00:51:46,273 --> 00:51:48,375
What is it, Doc?

856
00:51:48,442 --> 00:51:50,778
It's what's left of an old lady
and her cats.

857
00:51:50,845 --> 00:51:52,847
Jeez, man!

858
00:51:52,914 --> 00:51:54,549
Does this thing know no bounds?

859
00:51:54,616 --> 00:51:57,284
First, it kills my dog.
Then a... then a kid,

860
00:51:57,351 --> 00:51:59,954
and then a sweet old lady
and her cats?

861
00:52:00,021 --> 00:52:01,254
I mean, what's next?

862
00:52:02,122 --> 00:52:03,691
A freaking handicap?

863
00:52:23,477 --> 00:52:24,478
Uh-oh.

864
00:52:25,412 --> 00:52:26,914
- <i>Grimley.</i>
- Yeah, Sheriff.

865
00:52:26,981 --> 00:52:28,415
This is Grant Walker.

866
00:52:28,482 --> 00:52:30,250
The raptor I told you about?

867
00:52:31,184 --> 00:52:32,920
Just ripped someone's head off!

868
00:52:32,987 --> 00:52:34,956
Listen, you crazy bastard,

869
00:52:35,023 --> 00:52:37,091
you call here
and harass this station

870
00:52:37,190 --> 00:52:39,727
with any more
of your dino doo-doo

871
00:52:39,794 --> 00:52:42,830
and I'll throw you
and your dinky dick pal

872
00:52:42,897 --> 00:52:45,933
<i>in jail! You got it?</i>

873
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,102
- <i>Hello?</i>
-Fuck those guys.

874
00:52:48,168 --> 00:52:49,904
There's new sheriffs in town.

875
00:52:52,305 --> 00:52:53,941
Oh, man,
that could have been cool!

876
00:53:02,884 --> 00:53:05,452
Hannah,
I'm taking a bath. Are you good?

877
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:06,621
Yeah.

878
00:54:00,174 --> 00:54:01,374
Hannah?

879
00:54:03,044 --> 00:54:04,746
Hannah, were you in here?

880
00:54:04,812 --> 00:54:05,813
No.

881
00:55:10,878 --> 00:55:12,079
Hey!

882
00:56:16,244 --> 00:56:17,444
Amber!

883
00:56:29,757 --> 00:56:31,025
Amber!

884
00:56:32,392 --> 00:56:33,628
Where are you?

885
00:56:38,666 --> 00:56:39,734
Amber?

886
00:56:46,439 --> 00:56:50,711
- Here, boy!
- Stop that.

887
00:57:00,054 --> 00:57:01,122
It's upstairs.

888
00:57:07,460 --> 00:57:09,163
What the shit?

889
00:57:11,464 --> 00:57:13,100
Where is he?

890
00:57:14,702 --> 00:57:17,138
-Denny! Shoot it!
-What? Shoot what?

891
00:57:17,204 --> 00:57:18,739
I can't see shit!

892
00:57:31,218 --> 00:57:32,753
Fucker.

893
00:57:43,164 --> 00:57:44,231
Look out!

894
00:57:44,966 --> 00:57:46,466
What is this?!

895
00:58:14,462 --> 00:58:15,730
What is this?

896
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,801
Ow! Ah!

897
00:58:20,868 --> 00:58:23,904
If it bleeds, we can kill it.

898
00:58:23,971 --> 00:58:26,741
-That's from <i>Predator.</i>
-Yeah, I remember.

899
00:58:26,807 --> 00:58:27,641
Oh, Grant!

900
00:58:27,708 --> 00:58:30,111
Amber, your arm. Are you okay?

901
00:58:30,177 --> 00:58:32,179
I saw it. And I'm so sorry
I didn't believe you.

902
00:58:32,246 --> 00:58:33,681
Wait, wait, wait. You saw it?

903
00:58:33,748 --> 00:58:35,750
I-I think so.
It all happened so fast.

904
00:58:35,816 --> 00:58:38,052
-It attacked me and then--
-It's like a fucking chameleon!

905
00:58:38,119 --> 00:58:39,286
I couldn't see shit!

906
00:58:39,353 --> 00:58:41,255
Was that really a raptor?

907
00:58:41,322 --> 00:58:42,356
Yes.

908
00:58:44,091 --> 00:58:45,726
An invisible raptor.

909
00:58:46,227 --> 00:58:47,795
Holy shit!

910
00:58:47,862 --> 00:58:50,297
Amber, I need you to go
as far away from here

911
00:58:50,364 --> 00:58:52,099
-as you can.
-Uh... Okay. Uh...

912
00:58:52,166 --> 00:58:53,934
-There's a car a-a minute away.
-Okay, okay.

913
00:58:54,001 --> 00:58:55,436
Hannah,
go get your things!

914
00:58:55,503 --> 00:58:57,471
How are we gonna stop
this thing, Doc G?

915
00:58:57,538 --> 00:59:00,174
I don't know, Denny,
but we haven't much time.

916
00:59:01,742 --> 00:59:04,678
- That was fast.
- Rideshare for Amber!

917
00:59:04,745 --> 00:59:06,313
Hannah, hurry up!

918
00:59:07,615 --> 00:59:09,016
Jesus, that kid.

919
00:59:09,083 --> 00:59:10,084
Come on!

920
00:59:14,523 --> 00:59:16,957
Grant, I should stay with you
and help you stop this thing.

921
00:59:17,024 --> 00:59:20,027
No, Amber, you go
and be safe with our daughter.

922
00:59:20,795 --> 00:59:23,297
"Our" daughter? You think...

923
00:59:23,364 --> 00:59:24,598
No, she's not even my daughter.

924
00:59:24,665 --> 00:59:26,801
No, she's my ex-husband's
from a previous thing.

925
00:59:30,271 --> 00:59:32,507
Oh, thank God.

926
00:59:32,573 --> 00:59:35,743
Oh, I was trying
to be cool with that.

927
00:59:35,810 --> 00:59:38,112
Oh, but you know,
that was gonna bother me.

928
00:59:38,179 --> 00:59:39,046
I have to be honest.

929
00:59:39,113 --> 00:59:40,881
That's why I even hesitated
to call you.

930
00:59:41,649 --> 00:59:43,518
I'm sorry. No offense, Hailey.

931
00:59:43,584 --> 00:59:45,152
It's Hannah.

932
00:59:45,219 --> 00:59:48,189
-It doesn't matter.
-I'm staying with you.

933
00:59:49,524 --> 00:59:50,925
Aw.

934
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:00,801
Before y'all start
making whoopee in front of me,

935
01:00:00,868 --> 01:00:02,736
I think you should divert
your attention

936
01:00:02,803 --> 01:00:04,038
to the little ninja man
watching us

937
01:00:04,105 --> 01:00:06,040
from behind
that tree over there.

938
01:00:06,107 --> 01:00:07,975
I see you, motherfucker!

939
01:00:08,843 --> 01:00:10,244
Oh, he's got wheels!

940
01:00:10,911 --> 01:00:11,912
Let's go.

941
01:00:13,247 --> 01:00:14,348
Surprise!

942
01:00:18,319 --> 01:00:19,987
Who the hell are you?

943
01:00:20,054 --> 01:00:22,557
And why are you watching us?

944
01:00:22,623 --> 01:00:24,091
Why... why you watching us?

945
01:00:24,158 --> 01:00:26,894
You wouldn't be out here
looking for... Oh, I don't know,

946
01:00:26,961 --> 01:00:28,996
an invisible fucking raptor,
now would you?

947
01:00:29,063 --> 01:00:30,464
Shut up! Shut up!
Everybody get in the van

948
01:00:30,532 --> 01:00:32,199
before we all get killed.

949
01:00:40,875 --> 01:00:42,810
What do you know
about the invisible raptor?

950
01:00:42,877 --> 01:00:44,945
How do you know
about the invisible raptor?

951
01:00:45,012 --> 01:00:48,983
Because we know it exists.
And it's killing people.

952
01:00:49,049 --> 01:00:50,985
But I have a feeling
you know a lot more.

953
01:00:51,051 --> 01:00:52,119
Explain this.

954
01:00:52,186 --> 01:00:53,721
Hey, that's
classified information.

955
01:00:53,787 --> 01:00:55,990
Well, how about
we declassify that shit?

956
01:00:57,191 --> 01:00:59,026
Okay. Okay. Okay.

957
01:01:00,761 --> 01:01:02,663
Raptor Weaponization.

958
01:01:03,164 --> 01:01:04,398
Invisibility?

959
01:01:04,465 --> 01:01:06,167
Wait a minute.

960
01:01:06,233 --> 01:01:09,670
Tyler Corp?
As in Dr. Steven Tyler?

961
01:01:09,737 --> 01:01:11,772
What's Aerosmith got to do
with this?

962
01:01:14,175 --> 01:01:15,510
You start talking.

963
01:01:15,577 --> 01:01:18,412
My friend here has
an itchy trigger finger.

964
01:01:18,479 --> 01:01:19,880
Yeah, I got
a lot of itchy things.

965
01:01:19,947 --> 01:01:21,115
Okay. Okay. Okay.

966
01:01:21,182 --> 01:01:23,217
I work for Dr. Tyler
at Tyler Corp.

967
01:01:23,284 --> 01:01:25,853
And yes, the invisible raptor
is ours and it escaped.

968
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:28,756
Now I suggest you let me go,
so I can go get it back.

969
01:01:28,822 --> 01:01:32,159
Wait, wait.
Dr. Tyler created raptors?

970
01:01:32,226 --> 01:01:34,195
A raptor, yes.

971
01:01:34,261 --> 01:01:35,362
How?

972
01:01:35,429 --> 01:01:38,199
Uh. Did you see <i>Jurassic Park?</i>

973
01:01:38,966 --> 01:01:41,435
-Yes.
-We did that.

974
01:01:41,502 --> 01:01:43,304
But how did you
make it invisible?

975
01:01:43,370 --> 01:01:45,507
-Did you see <i>The Invisible Man</i> ?
-Whoa, wait, stop!

976
01:01:45,574 --> 01:01:46,907
Don't say anything.
I hate spoilers.

977
01:01:46,974 --> 01:01:48,876
It's a remake of an old film!
I just...

978
01:01:48,943 --> 01:01:50,978
All right, all right.
Two more questions.

979
01:01:51,045 --> 01:01:52,880
What happens if we get it wet?

980
01:01:52,947 --> 01:01:54,949
Or feed it after midnight?

981
01:01:57,686 --> 01:02:00,988
Nothing? Nothing happens.

982
01:02:01,822 --> 01:02:03,991
All right, just checking.
We know all we need to know.

983
01:02:04,058 --> 01:02:05,560
We-We don't have time for this.

984
01:02:05,627 --> 01:02:06,927
I have to get Chance
back to the lab.

985
01:02:06,994 --> 01:02:08,729
He's a very expensive asset.

986
01:02:08,796 --> 01:02:10,731
You named it Chance?

987
01:02:10,798 --> 01:02:12,534
Yeah. Chance the Raptor.

988
01:02:12,601 --> 01:02:15,502
You know what?
Fuck Chance the Raptor.

989
01:02:15,570 --> 01:02:17,738
And fuck Tyler the Creator!

990
01:02:17,805 --> 01:02:19,807
You know what,
fuck Aerosmith too!

991
01:02:19,873 --> 01:02:23,612
If you think we're taking
this abomination back, dream on.

992
01:02:23,678 --> 01:02:24,979
You're crazy!

993
01:02:25,045 --> 01:02:26,780
Hey, look, I just... I got to
get him back to the lab

994
01:02:26,847 --> 01:02:29,016
before they know he's gone
or I'm gonna lose my job.

995
01:02:29,083 --> 01:02:31,653
They-They don't know he's gone?

996
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:34,021
No. He's invisible.

997
01:02:36,390 --> 01:02:39,426
<i>Access granted:</i>
<i>Gordon Crawford.</i>

998
01:02:39,493 --> 01:02:40,528
<i>Later, Willie!</i>

999
01:02:45,032 --> 01:02:47,868
Did you <i>Weekend at Bernie's</i>
that man?

1000
01:02:49,537 --> 01:02:52,540
I was going for more
of a <i>Ferris Bueller</i> but...

1001
01:02:52,607 --> 01:02:54,375
You're insane.

1002
01:02:54,441 --> 01:02:57,712
Your experiment has gone rogue.

1003
01:02:57,778 --> 01:02:58,946
We're not bringing this back
to your lab

1004
01:02:59,013 --> 01:03:00,848
so Tyler can have his weapon.

1005
01:03:00,914 --> 01:03:03,817
What part of
"people are dying out there"

1006
01:03:03,884 --> 01:03:05,085
do you not understand?

1007
01:03:05,152 --> 01:03:07,555
He's not just
an experiment to me.

1008
01:03:07,622 --> 01:03:09,490
No, I-I raised him.

1009
01:03:10,592 --> 01:03:12,293
His first birthday.

1010
01:03:14,295 --> 01:03:16,063
I raised him
better than my own son.

1011
01:03:16,130 --> 01:03:18,733
He's in a little suit phase.

1012
01:03:18,799 --> 01:03:20,234
You know what, mister.

1013
01:03:20,301 --> 01:03:21,368
I'd feel sorry for you

1014
01:03:21,435 --> 01:03:25,072
if your pet hadn't just eaten
my best friend.

1015
01:03:25,674 --> 01:03:26,907
But he did.

1016
01:03:26,974 --> 01:03:30,044
And he made
doo-doo and hairballs

1017
01:03:30,110 --> 01:03:32,547
out of old ladies
and little kids.

1018
01:03:32,614 --> 01:03:36,116
So, enough of this bullshit.

1019
01:03:38,052 --> 01:03:39,521
Take it out.
Take it out. Take it out.

1020
01:03:39,587 --> 01:03:41,822
I'll take this out
on one condition.

1021
01:03:41,889 --> 01:03:43,824
You're gonna use
your <i>Star Trek</i> shit here

1022
01:03:43,891 --> 01:03:45,727
to help us kill it.

1023
01:03:45,794 --> 01:03:47,027
-Catch it.
-Catch it.

1024
01:03:47,094 --> 01:03:48,697
Okay. Okay.
I'll help you get it.

1025
01:03:48,763 --> 01:03:50,699
Jesus. Just take it out.

1026
01:04:01,509 --> 01:04:02,577
Maybe I should have the tranq.

1027
01:04:02,644 --> 01:04:06,013
Stop! Can't touch this!
That tranq is strong enough

1028
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:07,515
to put an elephant down
for 24 hours.

1029
01:04:07,582 --> 01:04:09,249
You don't want it going off.

1030
01:04:09,316 --> 01:04:13,555
This is all very sensitive
and expensive equipment.

1031
01:04:13,621 --> 01:04:15,923
Now this guy uses
thermal imaging

1032
01:04:15,989 --> 01:04:17,391
and it's the only thing
we can use to track

1033
01:04:17,458 --> 01:04:18,492
his whereabouts.

1034
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:20,562
And I only have one pair.

1035
01:04:22,963 --> 01:04:25,032
Oh! He's here. He's here.

1036
01:04:25,834 --> 01:04:28,268
Hey, Chance. Hey, buddy.

1037
01:04:28,335 --> 01:04:31,539
There you are. Easy.

1038
01:04:31,606 --> 01:04:35,008
- What is he doing?
- Okay, easy.

1039
01:04:35,610 --> 01:04:37,612
Chance, sit.

1040
01:04:37,679 --> 01:04:39,980
Hey, maybe I have
a milk bone for you.

1041
01:04:40,047 --> 01:04:42,082
Yeah? But you got to sit.

1042
01:04:42,149 --> 01:04:44,351
Can you sit for me? Chance?

1043
01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:47,454
Easy, easy.

1044
01:04:48,489 --> 01:04:50,625
Chance. Sit!

1045
01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:53,494
Slow.

1046
01:04:53,561 --> 01:04:55,563
Good boy.

1047
01:04:55,630 --> 01:04:57,565
All right, let's get you home.

1048
01:05:17,151 --> 01:05:19,386
There you are.

1049
01:05:21,523 --> 01:05:24,324
He's choking on
the ninja man's expensive gear!

1050
01:05:29,864 --> 01:05:31,165
Denny, what's your plan?

1051
01:05:31,231 --> 01:05:34,501
Saw this in a little movie
called <i>Jaws.</i>

1052
01:05:43,377 --> 01:05:45,580
Jeez.
How fast are those things?

1053
01:05:45,647 --> 01:05:48,315
40 miles an hour. Jinx.

1054
01:05:48,382 --> 01:05:49,684
You owe me a soda.

1055
01:05:53,487 --> 01:05:54,556
Where's it going?

1056
01:06:07,936 --> 01:06:09,804
You better make
this shot, dude.

1057
01:06:10,471 --> 01:06:12,941
Dude, your sister
is hot as fuck.

1058
01:06:13,006 --> 01:06:14,208
Super hot.

1059
01:06:14,274 --> 01:06:16,243
It sounds like
that party's fucking lame.

1060
01:06:17,377 --> 01:06:18,746
Come on, man.
Just smoke it.

1061
01:06:18,813 --> 01:06:21,014
Nothing bad will happen.

1062
01:06:21,081 --> 01:06:22,282
<i>Yeah.</i>
<i>Thanks for holding.</i>

1063
01:06:22,349 --> 01:06:24,117
<i>The store manager</i>
<i>will be with you shortly.</i>

1064
01:06:24,184 --> 01:06:27,622
I have been holding
for an hour and 17 minutes

1065
01:06:27,689 --> 01:06:29,858
to speak to a goddamn manager!

1066
01:06:29,924 --> 01:06:31,258
<i>Ma'am, you need to calm down.</i>

1067
01:06:31,325 --> 01:06:33,795
<i>I said the store manager's</i>
<i>gonna be with you shortly.</i>

1068
01:06:33,862 --> 01:06:36,731
Another goddamn hour? I--

1069
01:06:40,234 --> 01:06:41,736
Fuck!

1070
01:06:43,505 --> 01:06:46,206
Party!
Turn that shit up, dude!

1071
01:06:46,273 --> 01:06:48,676
Whoo!

1072
01:06:56,551 --> 01:06:57,685
Sheriff Grimley.

1073
01:06:57,752 --> 01:07:01,556
Sheriff, there are a bunch
of millennials having a party.

1074
01:07:01,623 --> 01:07:06,628
Oh, Karen! How did you
get this extension?

1075
01:07:06,694 --> 01:07:08,796
There's nothing illegal
about having a party.

1076
01:07:08,863 --> 01:07:12,099
They're making a lot of noise.
They're disturbing the peace

1077
01:07:12,165 --> 01:07:13,233
<i>and it is late.</i>

1078
01:07:13,300 --> 01:07:16,638
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday.

1079
01:07:16,704 --> 01:07:18,773
Just send somebody over here!

1080
01:07:21,341 --> 01:07:25,513
Well, better check it out.
Got nothing better to do.

1081
01:07:25,580 --> 01:07:27,582
Hey, ding-dong.

1082
01:07:27,649 --> 01:07:29,316
Hey, ding-dong!

1083
01:07:30,417 --> 01:07:31,553
Let's go!

1084
01:07:43,263 --> 01:07:45,065
What the hell is this?

1085
01:07:46,333 --> 01:07:48,603
Damn kids.

1086
01:07:57,144 --> 01:07:58,445
<i>Yeah, this is</i>
<i>the manager, Rudy, speaking.</i>

1087
01:07:58,513 --> 01:08:01,248
<i>How may I help you? Ma'am?</i>

1088
01:08:02,316 --> 01:08:04,251
<i>You called about</i>
<i>the air fryer? Again?</i>

1089
01:08:05,753 --> 01:08:08,756
<i>Uh. Yeah, the good news is</i>
<i>you had the protection plan,</i>

1090
01:08:08,823 --> 01:08:10,925
<i>so it's not gonna cost you</i>
<i>an arm and a leg.</i>

1091
01:08:10,992 --> 01:08:13,561
<i>The bad news is, uh...</i>

1092
01:08:13,628 --> 01:08:15,997
<i>Are you there? Ma'am?</i>

1093
01:08:16,064 --> 01:08:17,699
<i>Uh, can you get closer</i>
<i>to the phone, please?</i>

1094
01:08:19,534 --> 01:08:22,604
<i>Okay. I guess</i>
<i>you're definitely still there.</i>

1095
01:08:22,670 --> 01:08:25,073
<i>So, like I was saying,</i>
<i>if you just, uh--</i>

1096
01:08:25,138 --> 01:08:26,406
It's tearing me apart!

1097
01:08:26,473 --> 01:08:28,175
<i>Okay.</i>
<i>Yeah, you're overreacting</i>

1098
01:08:28,241 --> 01:08:30,177
<i>because it's just an air fryer.</i>

1099
01:08:30,243 --> 01:08:32,080
It's killing me!

1100
01:08:38,886 --> 01:08:41,355
No matter what happens,
we have to stick together.

1101
01:08:41,421 --> 01:08:43,958
Raptors are known to pick off
the sick and the weak.

1102
01:08:44,025 --> 01:08:45,292
And eat stragglers.

1103
01:08:45,359 --> 01:08:46,628
Where's Denny?

1104
01:08:48,029 --> 01:08:49,429
Denny, what are you doing?

1105
01:08:49,496 --> 01:08:53,601
I'm fucking with his heat vision
He won't be able to see us!

1106
01:08:53,668 --> 01:08:54,569
Like in <i>Predator.</i>

1107
01:08:54,636 --> 01:08:57,805
You want some mud?
Here, I've got some mud.

1108
01:08:57,872 --> 01:09:00,808
The thermal imaging
was just for us to see it.

1109
01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:02,610
Raptors don't have heat vision.

1110
01:09:02,677 --> 01:09:04,012
Now you're just muddy.

1111
01:09:04,078 --> 01:09:05,747
Well, raptors may not,

1112
01:09:05,813 --> 01:09:09,149
but we don't know
how invisible raptors see us.

1113
01:09:10,551 --> 01:09:11,653
He's got a point.

1114
01:09:12,987 --> 01:09:14,555
Just come on.
Stay close.

1115
01:09:20,260 --> 01:09:23,263
All right!

1116
01:09:23,330 --> 01:09:25,733
Oh, jeez.
Will you put on your badge?

1117
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:28,402
We're in public.
We got to look respectable.

1118
01:09:28,468 --> 01:09:30,270
No one has to wear 'em
at the station.

1119
01:09:34,374 --> 01:09:36,476
Hey, can I ask you a question?

1120
01:09:39,847 --> 01:09:41,683
Are you living your dream?

1121
01:09:43,151 --> 01:09:44,152
What?

1122
01:09:44,217 --> 01:09:45,920
Like, when you were
a little boy?

1123
01:09:47,187 --> 01:09:48,990
Is this what
you dreamt of doing?

1124
01:09:55,328 --> 01:09:57,431
Do you mind if I share
my dream with you?

1125
01:09:57,899 --> 01:09:58,900
No.

1126
01:10:01,169 --> 01:10:03,905
I got a real passion
for electronic music.

1127
01:10:05,673 --> 01:10:07,340
Have you ever been to Berlin?

1128
01:10:07,407 --> 01:10:10,578
-I can't say that I have.
-Oh, you're really missing out.

1129
01:10:10,645 --> 01:10:13,981
The EDM scene there
is like no other.

1130
01:10:14,048 --> 01:10:15,817
And if you ever get
a chance to go,

1131
01:10:15,883 --> 01:10:17,652
you got to try to get into...

1132
01:10:17,719 --> 01:10:18,886
Berghain.

1133
01:10:18,953 --> 01:10:22,456
Oh, well I'll be sure
to make a point of that

1134
01:10:22,523 --> 01:10:24,659
in my "don't give a shit"
planner.

1135
01:10:25,993 --> 01:10:28,096
-I just finished my demo.
-Hmm.

1136
01:10:28,162 --> 01:10:29,630
I think
people are really gonna like it.

1137
01:10:29,697 --> 01:10:31,132
I wouldn't jump
to any conclusions.

1138
01:10:31,199 --> 01:10:33,568
Oh. You just give it
a listen, okay?

1139
01:10:33,634 --> 01:10:35,302
-And be honest with me, okay?
-Uh.

1140
01:10:35,368 --> 01:10:36,671
You're not gonna hurt
my feelings.

1141
01:10:43,611 --> 01:10:44,679
Oh!

1142
01:10:46,114 --> 01:10:47,615
Sounds even better in a car.

1143
01:10:49,117 --> 01:10:51,586
Oh, get lost in it. Oh.

1144
01:10:58,826 --> 01:11:00,360
What do you think?

1145
01:11:00,427 --> 01:11:02,395
Well, I'll be perfectly
honest with you.

1146
01:11:02,462 --> 01:11:04,232
- Yeah.
- I wouldn't be caught dead

1147
01:11:04,297 --> 01:11:06,033
listening to this crap.

1148
01:11:07,367 --> 01:11:10,370
We'll head on
over there after ten.

1149
01:11:10,437 --> 01:11:14,041
The, uh, noise ordinance isn't
in effect until then.

1150
01:11:14,876 --> 01:11:16,043
Okay.

1151
01:11:24,852 --> 01:11:25,987
What was that?

1152
01:11:27,287 --> 01:11:28,523
Wasn't that

1153
01:11:28,589 --> 01:11:30,858
some more
of your bullshit music?

1154
01:11:30,925 --> 01:11:32,760
-No.
-Oh, gee.

1155
01:11:35,428 --> 01:11:36,764
There it is again.

1156
01:11:38,431 --> 01:11:40,701
Hey, make yourself useful.

1157
01:11:40,768 --> 01:11:45,173
Ichabod Crane's nemesis.
The "blank" Horseman.

1158
01:11:45,239 --> 01:11:47,542
Scarlet Horseman?

1159
01:11:47,608 --> 01:11:49,277
-Yellow Horseman?
-Yeah.

1160
01:11:49,342 --> 01:11:50,978
-Spotted Horseman?
-Ah...

1161
01:12:27,748 --> 01:12:32,086
Hey, man, close the door.
We're hotboxing in here.

1162
01:12:36,090 --> 01:12:38,025
Happy birthday, I guess.

1163
01:12:41,262 --> 01:12:43,463
What was that?
Did you just fart?

1164
01:12:44,966 --> 01:12:47,134
Uh-oh, something
bad's about to happen.

1165
01:13:02,817 --> 01:13:06,220
Somebody let me in!
Open the door!

1166
01:13:13,460 --> 01:13:15,863
Look who showed up.

1167
01:13:15,930 --> 01:13:19,166
Well, Sheriff,
I'd hate to say that I told--

1168
01:13:21,602 --> 01:13:23,938
-What is it?
-Oh!

1169
01:13:26,774 --> 01:13:27,808
Oh!

1170
01:13:29,310 --> 01:13:32,179
Oh... Do you think
I should reapply?

1171
01:13:33,413 --> 01:13:35,049
It's probably a good time
to reapply.

1172
01:13:50,598 --> 01:13:53,935
Hey you! Let's kick it!

1173
01:14:32,472 --> 01:14:34,241
Let's go!

1174
01:14:35,943 --> 01:14:38,079
- Shush!-

1175
01:14:39,013 --> 01:14:41,849
C'mon, man. This is game.

1176
01:14:46,988 --> 01:14:48,155
Holy shit!

1177
01:15:04,638 --> 01:15:05,873
Look for the balloon.

1178
01:15:10,611 --> 01:15:12,246
This is clear.
The hallway's clear.

1179
01:15:23,290 --> 01:15:26,794
White Claw. This Gen Z shit.

1180
01:15:26,861 --> 01:15:29,296
Help me. Help me, please.

1181
01:15:29,363 --> 01:15:30,998
Something's grabbed my leg.

1182
01:15:31,065 --> 01:15:32,700
There it is.
There it is. There it is.

1183
01:15:33,401 --> 01:15:34,769
Party's over, pal.

1184
01:15:36,203 --> 01:15:38,572
Shit, that's my last arrow,
Dr. G., You got this?

1185
01:15:39,508 --> 01:15:41,075
Where is it?

1186
01:15:41,575 --> 01:15:43,010
Toilet paper!

1187
01:16:11,105 --> 01:16:13,207
- It worked!
- Is it dead?

1188
01:16:16,710 --> 01:16:19,747
-I think it's just sleeping.
-Sleeping?

1189
01:16:24,018 --> 01:16:26,087
How long will that
tranquilizer last?

1190
01:16:26,153 --> 01:16:27,288
Hopefully long enough.

1191
01:16:31,725 --> 01:16:32,927
Can you believe it?

1192
01:16:35,196 --> 01:16:38,165
I've dreamt about this
since I was a kid.

1193
01:16:38,232 --> 01:16:39,800
I just wish we could see it.

1194
01:16:58,285 --> 01:17:01,088
Ha! Feathers. I knew it.

1195
01:17:31,852 --> 01:17:33,087
It's living.

1196
01:17:34,188 --> 01:17:35,422
It's breathing.

1197
01:17:37,559 --> 01:17:39,226
I can hear its heartbeat.

1198
01:17:44,999 --> 01:17:46,601
It's time to meet
the Flintstones!

1199
01:17:46,667 --> 01:17:47,835
No, no, Denny!
What are you doing?

1200
01:17:47,902 --> 01:17:50,070
I'm gonna smash his head in
with this rock.

1201
01:17:50,137 --> 01:17:51,606
Where's his head?
Where's his head?

1202
01:17:51,672 --> 01:17:53,440
Denny, we can't.

1203
01:17:53,508 --> 01:17:55,109
What do you mean "we can't"?

1204
01:17:55,176 --> 01:17:57,678
This thing just
massacred a party!

1205
01:17:57,745 --> 01:17:59,780
And by God,
we're avenging Mr. Beagle.

1206
01:17:59,847 --> 01:18:02,983
We have it sedated, for now.

1207
01:18:03,050 --> 01:18:06,521
This is the greatest
scientific discovery ever.

1208
01:18:06,588 --> 01:18:07,922
We can't destroy it.

1209
01:18:08,956 --> 01:18:10,925
We have to find
a secure facility

1210
01:18:10,991 --> 01:18:12,092
and lock it up somehow.

1211
01:18:12,159 --> 01:18:14,461
-And where would that be?
-I don't know.

1212
01:18:24,606 --> 01:18:26,207
- Jail cell.
- Jail cell.

1213
01:18:29,343 --> 01:18:31,278
Denny, please.

1214
01:18:33,682 --> 01:18:35,749
All right, fine.

1215
01:18:35,816 --> 01:18:37,484
But I still think
it's a pretty stupid idea

1216
01:18:37,552 --> 01:18:39,186
coming from a doctor's brain.

1217
01:18:46,427 --> 01:18:47,795
- Fucker!
- Stop.

1218
01:18:48,329 --> 01:18:49,430
All right, fine!

1219
01:18:50,764 --> 01:18:52,967
I'll get the car,
you fuckers.

1220
01:18:55,102 --> 01:18:58,439
Grant, are you sure about this?

1221
01:18:58,506 --> 01:19:00,174
It's just doing what it does.

1222
01:19:01,342 --> 01:19:03,578
It's an apex predator
that's suppressed

1223
01:19:03,645 --> 01:19:06,747
65 million years
of gut instinct.

1224
01:19:06,814 --> 01:19:08,816
It's just surviving.

1225
01:19:08,882 --> 01:19:10,784
It's just eating and fucking.

1226
01:19:10,851 --> 01:19:15,055
And at the end of the day,
isn't that what we all want?

1227
01:19:16,890 --> 01:19:19,260
I mean, I love eating
and fucking too,

1228
01:19:19,326 --> 01:19:22,396
but I don't want to see
dead people everywhere.

1229
01:19:23,230 --> 01:19:24,798
If we destroy this,

1230
01:19:24,865 --> 01:19:27,501
we're eliminating
an entire species...

1231
01:19:29,136 --> 01:19:30,572
again.

1232
01:19:30,639 --> 01:19:33,140
I can't morally be
the second meteor.

1233
01:19:35,909 --> 01:19:37,712
Hey, good news!

1234
01:19:37,778 --> 01:19:40,414
I got the ratchet straps
from my Christmas tree.

1235
01:19:40,481 --> 01:19:43,384
Yeah. All right, let's get 'em
on the roof. Okay.

1236
01:19:44,952 --> 01:19:47,656
- One... Two...
- Wait, wait, wait.

1237
01:19:47,722 --> 01:19:50,424
- All right. Okay.
- Three!

1238
01:19:52,594 --> 01:19:54,328
Okay. He's heavy.

1239
01:19:55,563 --> 01:19:56,731
Okay.

1240
01:19:56,797 --> 01:19:58,799
Oh, his feathers
are tickling me.

1241
01:19:58,866 --> 01:20:00,735
Come back.

1242
01:20:00,801 --> 01:20:02,202
Okay. Okay. Easy.

1243
01:20:02,269 --> 01:20:03,270
Don't drop it.

1244
01:20:05,873 --> 01:20:08,610
Okay. Okay. I got it. I got it.

1245
01:20:10,512 --> 01:20:13,881
Okay. Okay. Back up.

1246
01:20:13,947 --> 01:20:15,182
- Lift!
- Amber, get under.

1247
01:20:15,249 --> 01:20:17,351
- Set...
- I don't have him!

1248
01:20:17,418 --> 01:20:18,553
Go!

1249
01:20:32,833 --> 01:20:34,234
Is that my blue pen?

1250
01:20:34,301 --> 01:20:35,936
Yeah.

1251
01:20:36,003 --> 01:20:37,838
- Keep it.
- You know what, Amber?

1252
01:20:37,905 --> 01:20:39,440
You got yourself
a good boyfriend there.

1253
01:20:39,507 --> 01:20:40,642
Oh, well, he's not my...

1254
01:20:40,709 --> 01:20:42,711
I mean, we've only been
best friends for like six hours,

1255
01:20:42,777 --> 01:20:44,978
but I can tell we're in it
for the long haul.

1256
01:20:45,045 --> 01:20:48,583
And you're coming with Amber.
I'm a good judge of character.

1257
01:20:49,416 --> 01:20:50,819
The three amigos.

1258
01:20:50,884 --> 01:20:52,219
Granted.

1259
01:20:52,286 --> 01:20:54,121
Doc G and I are gonna need
a few guy nights.

1260
01:20:54,188 --> 01:20:56,691
You know, a little time
at the dude ranch.

1261
01:20:56,758 --> 01:20:58,058
But you understand.

1262
01:20:58,125 --> 01:21:00,427
Of course.

1263
01:21:00,494 --> 01:21:01,929
Oh, when are your birthdays?

1264
01:21:01,995 --> 01:21:03,230
Um, I'm in July.

1265
01:21:03,297 --> 01:21:04,898
I'm in July!

1266
01:21:04,965 --> 01:21:07,569
We should do,
like, a joint party.

1267
01:21:07,635 --> 01:21:09,771
Okay.

1268
01:21:09,838 --> 01:21:11,939
We got another
Cancer up in here.

1269
01:21:12,005 --> 01:21:13,708
What about you, Doc G,
when's yours?

1270
01:21:13,775 --> 01:21:14,776
I'm in May.

1271
01:21:14,843 --> 01:21:16,410
19th.

1272
01:21:16,477 --> 01:21:18,278
He's a Taurus.

1273
01:21:18,345 --> 01:21:20,582
All this shit
ain't gonna take itself out!

1274
01:21:20,648 --> 01:21:23,283
Guess I'll do it myself, Gina.

1275
01:21:25,886 --> 01:21:27,154
What is it?

1276
01:21:28,790 --> 01:21:30,057
You fucker!

1277
01:21:30,924 --> 01:21:32,326
What are you doing?

1278
01:21:32,393 --> 01:21:33,561
Hey, motherfucker!

1279
01:21:36,997 --> 01:21:40,334
Deniel? Deniel Dennison?

1280
01:21:40,401 --> 01:21:42,002
Denielson!

1281
01:21:42,069 --> 01:21:44,004
Yeah, you ain't
laughing now, are you?

1282
01:21:44,071 --> 01:21:45,439
What are you talking about?

1283
01:21:45,507 --> 01:21:50,110
You turned me
into a joke in sixth grade!

1284
01:21:50,177 --> 01:21:50,978
What?

1285
01:21:51,044 --> 01:21:52,881
You pulled my Hammer pants down!

1286
01:21:52,946 --> 01:21:55,182
Oh, shit.

1287
01:21:55,249 --> 01:21:56,250
What?

1288
01:21:56,885 --> 01:21:57,951
You don't want to know.

1289
01:21:58,018 --> 01:21:59,621
You made me
the laughingstock

1290
01:21:59,687 --> 01:22:00,688
of this whole town.

1291
01:22:00,755 --> 01:22:03,223
Denny, get back in the car!

1292
01:22:04,091 --> 01:22:05,292
There's no handle.

1293
01:22:05,359 --> 01:22:07,796
I just saved this whole town
and your sorry asses

1294
01:22:07,862 --> 01:22:10,698
from a rampaging dinosaur.

1295
01:22:10,765 --> 01:22:12,466
Are-Are you all right, man?

1296
01:22:12,534 --> 01:22:13,802
How's this for all right?

1297
01:22:13,868 --> 01:22:15,169
What's he doing?

1298
01:22:16,303 --> 01:22:17,872
Oh, no!

1299
01:22:17,938 --> 01:22:19,641
What are you doing?

1300
01:22:19,707 --> 01:22:21,843
That's right, bitch.

1301
01:22:21,910 --> 01:22:23,545
I fucking did it
with my new best friends.

1302
01:22:28,048 --> 01:22:29,517
Denny,
get back in the car!

1303
01:22:32,419 --> 01:22:34,321
It's waking up.

1304
01:22:34,388 --> 01:22:36,190
Denny, we have a problem!

1305
01:22:38,793 --> 01:22:40,494
It's waking up!

1306
01:22:42,597 --> 01:22:44,164
You know what?
You just suck, man.

1307
01:22:44,231 --> 01:22:46,701
Denny! It can read!

1308
01:22:46,768 --> 01:22:49,436
While you're sitting
around your stupid-ass pajamas,

1309
01:22:49,503 --> 01:22:50,872
living my life
with Gina Del Vecchio,

1310
01:22:50,939 --> 01:22:51,739
with what should have
been my family!

1311
01:22:51,806 --> 01:22:53,073
Denny!

1312
01:22:53,140 --> 01:22:55,476
I was out saving the whole world
from total annihilation,

1313
01:22:55,543 --> 01:22:57,244
like Sarah fucking Connor.

1314
01:22:57,812 --> 01:22:59,413
But with a dick.

1315
01:23:01,081 --> 01:23:02,517
With a dinky dick.

1316
01:23:04,051 --> 01:23:08,055
You'll always be
Dinky Dick Denny.

1317
01:23:13,460 --> 01:23:15,730
Dinky Dick Denny!

1318
01:23:19,567 --> 01:23:20,969
The hood.

1319
01:23:21,034 --> 01:23:23,370
Denny, look out!

1320
01:23:29,009 --> 01:23:30,310
What the hell?

1321
01:23:41,556 --> 01:23:43,992
Gina!

1322
01:23:54,736 --> 01:23:56,604
No, no, no. Give me my leg back!

1323
01:24:00,073 --> 01:24:02,142
Gina, you bitch, get out here!

1324
01:24:05,245 --> 01:24:09,049
Oh, Dinky! Dinky get the fuck
over here and help me!

1325
01:24:16,256 --> 01:24:18,091
Denny, get the fuck over here!

1326
01:24:18,158 --> 01:24:20,427
I got a small dick too!

1327
01:24:46,721 --> 01:24:47,755
My bad.

1328
01:24:49,657 --> 01:24:51,224
Your bad?

1329
01:24:51,291 --> 01:24:54,294
You should've let me smash
his head in with that rock.

1330
01:24:57,130 --> 01:24:59,067
Let me out.

1331
01:24:59,132 --> 01:25:00,835
All right. Jeez.
Hold your horses.

1332
01:25:00,902 --> 01:25:02,637
-Let me out!
-You got to... Here.

1333
01:25:21,956 --> 01:25:23,290
Your bad?

1334
01:25:24,892 --> 01:25:26,661
You just let it loose again!

1335
01:25:27,394 --> 01:25:28,630
You...

1336
01:25:29,097 --> 01:25:30,330
muddy,

1337
01:25:31,164 --> 01:25:33,001
redneck

1338
01:25:33,067 --> 01:25:34,068
- idiot!-

1339
01:25:34,134 --> 01:25:35,235
Whoa, now, Dr. G.

1340
01:25:35,302 --> 01:25:37,705
That's no way
to talk to a friend.

1341
01:25:41,876 --> 01:25:43,143
Friends?

1342
01:25:45,947 --> 01:25:47,481
We're not friends.

1343
01:25:48,983 --> 01:25:51,418
We're not even work friends.

1344
01:25:52,352 --> 01:25:56,423
This isn't hanging out,
you moron.

1345
01:25:56,490 --> 01:25:59,192
All you had to do
was drive it to the jail.

1346
01:25:59,259 --> 01:26:03,263
Now it is going
to kill more people.

1347
01:26:03,330 --> 01:26:06,567
That man is a stump!

1348
01:26:10,605 --> 01:26:12,305
You're the one that wanted
to let it take a nap

1349
01:26:12,372 --> 01:26:14,474
because of
your scientific discoveries.

1350
01:26:14,542 --> 01:26:15,342
Oh...

1351
01:26:15,409 --> 01:26:17,277
I told you
we should have killed it.

1352
01:26:17,344 --> 01:26:21,049
Now, Dusty Peter's
hot-ass wife is a widow!

1353
01:26:21,115 --> 01:26:24,451
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

1354
01:26:25,252 --> 01:26:28,422
This blood is on <i>your</i> hands.

1355
01:26:28,488 --> 01:26:32,026
And you did all this
because someone saw your dick

1356
01:26:32,093 --> 01:26:33,661
in the sixth grade?

1357
01:26:34,261 --> 01:26:35,630
Unbelievable!

1358
01:26:36,430 --> 01:26:39,734
We are doing this ourselves.

1359
01:26:39,801 --> 01:26:41,969
We don't need you anymore.

1360
01:26:45,073 --> 01:26:46,674
I thought we were chums.

1361
01:26:48,308 --> 01:26:51,045
Yeah? Is that what you thought?

1362
01:26:51,112 --> 01:26:55,116
Because guess what?
We're not chums.

1363
01:26:55,183 --> 01:26:56,918
Ah, not Larry Loco!

1364
01:27:01,354 --> 01:27:02,557
Come on, Amber.

1365
01:27:04,659 --> 01:27:05,993
Come on.

1366
01:27:39,227 --> 01:27:41,229
I think you're a little harsh
on Denny.

1367
01:27:43,164 --> 01:27:44,766
Well, he's a big harsh idiot.

1368
01:27:44,832 --> 01:27:47,969
He made a mistake, yes.
But maybe he was right.

1369
01:27:48,035 --> 01:27:49,269
That thing's a monster.

1370
01:27:49,336 --> 01:27:52,573
And dinosaurs and humans
are not meant to coexist.

1371
01:27:52,640 --> 01:27:57,111
But I felt it breathing.
We felt its heartbeat.

1372
01:27:57,178 --> 01:27:59,346
A real-life raptor.

1373
01:27:59,412 --> 01:28:01,448
Yeah. A real-life
invisible raptor

1374
01:28:01,516 --> 01:28:03,584
that's on a killing rampage.

1375
01:28:08,589 --> 01:28:12,059
What if my butthole
is responsible for this mess?

1376
01:28:12,126 --> 01:28:14,796
-I'm not following.
-My butthole.

1377
01:28:14,862 --> 01:28:17,397
The butthole that I discovered
that Tyler Corp took from me.

1378
01:28:17,464 --> 01:28:19,200
That's the only way
they could get the preserved DNA

1379
01:28:19,267 --> 01:28:20,568
to make this.

1380
01:28:21,334 --> 01:28:22,603
They took my butthole

1381
01:28:22,670 --> 01:28:25,673
and made me
look like an asshole.

1382
01:28:25,740 --> 01:28:28,543
And if that dumbass didn't take
an egotistical pit stop,

1383
01:28:28,609 --> 01:28:30,278
we would've had it contained.

1384
01:28:30,343 --> 01:28:33,848
This was my chance
to get this prehistoric weapon

1385
01:28:33,915 --> 01:28:35,116
out of the wrong hands

1386
01:28:35,183 --> 01:28:36,984
and finally take down
Tyler Corp!

1387
01:28:38,351 --> 01:28:40,688
Then I wouldn't have to
go back to Dino World.

1388
01:28:45,026 --> 01:28:46,027
What is it?

1389
01:28:47,061 --> 01:28:48,729
We're going back to Dino World.

1390
01:28:50,164 --> 01:28:52,099
Trust me. I have a plan.

1391
01:28:52,166 --> 01:28:53,601
Plus, I have to
pick up my paycheck.

1392
01:29:01,509 --> 01:29:05,279
I'm sorry
I let you down, Mr. Beagle.

1393
01:29:05,345 --> 01:29:08,950
I'm sorry, Mr. Beags.

1394
01:29:10,483 --> 01:29:14,655
Dad, Dad, Dad.
Oh, Daddy, I miss you.

1395
01:29:14,722 --> 01:29:17,024
I really need
your advice right now.

1396
01:29:18,159 --> 01:29:19,894
Why the fuck
did you have to leave?

1397
01:29:23,931 --> 01:29:26,466
I finally found a friend.

1398
01:29:26,534 --> 01:29:31,239
I had finally found
a best friend, Doc G.

1399
01:29:31,305 --> 01:29:34,141
And I fucked it up.
I screwed it up.

1400
01:29:37,444 --> 01:29:38,846
I just want to redeem myself.

1401
01:29:38,913 --> 01:29:40,748
I want to show him
that I could get it.

1402
01:29:40,815 --> 01:29:44,218
I could get this thing.
I could kill this fucker.

1403
01:29:44,285 --> 01:29:46,587
I can kill it.

1404
01:29:46,654 --> 01:29:49,323
Oh, Dad, come on, Dad.
Just give me something.

1405
01:29:49,389 --> 01:29:52,093
Come on. Just talk...
talk to me or something.

1406
01:29:52,159 --> 01:29:53,194
Give me a sign.

1407
01:30:01,501 --> 01:30:04,171
Hmm. Want me to drink it?

1408
01:30:04,238 --> 01:30:05,472
<i>Bingo.</i>

1409
01:30:08,609 --> 01:30:10,278
All right, we need
the T-Rex suit

1410
01:30:10,344 --> 01:30:11,512
and the mating call CD.

1411
01:30:11,579 --> 01:30:13,446
Is that that thing
you were rapping to?

1412
01:30:14,081 --> 01:30:14,882
Yes.

1413
01:30:14,949 --> 01:30:16,851
Where did they put it?

1414
01:30:16,918 --> 01:30:19,086
You really think
this is gonna work?

1415
01:30:19,153 --> 01:30:22,189
Amber, this raptor has been
outsmarting us the whole time.

1416
01:30:22,256 --> 01:30:23,557
We do know it's a male.

1417
01:30:23,624 --> 01:30:25,559
The only way to get it
to stop thinking with its brain

1418
01:30:25,626 --> 01:30:27,929
is to get it
to start thinking with its dick.

1419
01:30:27,995 --> 01:30:31,065
We have to bait it.
It's the only chance we have.

1420
01:30:31,132 --> 01:30:32,266
But where are we gonna trap it?

1421
01:30:32,333 --> 01:30:34,869
We can't do it in town.
There's too many lives at risk.

1422
01:30:34,936 --> 01:30:38,272
<i>I got all this land</i>
<i>in the middle of nowhere</i>

1423
01:30:38,339 --> 01:30:41,676
<i>and we're expecting</i>
<i>a huge surplus</i>

1424
01:30:41,742 --> 01:30:44,912
come this summer
because McCluckskey Farms

1425
01:30:44,979 --> 01:30:47,014
chickens are in heat!

1426
01:30:47,081 --> 01:30:49,083
And you know what that means?

1427
01:30:49,150 --> 01:30:51,118
A crap load of eggs!

1428
01:30:51,185 --> 01:30:53,321
Chickens.

1429
01:30:53,387 --> 01:30:55,856
-Chickens?
-All her chickens are in heat.

1430
01:30:55,923 --> 01:30:58,292
Raptors are basically
six-foot chickens.

1431
01:30:58,359 --> 01:31:00,261
And we lure it
to the chicken farm

1432
01:31:00,328 --> 01:31:01,529
with the mating calls

1433
01:31:01,595 --> 01:31:03,764
and then the pheromones
will cloud its brain!

1434
01:31:03,831 --> 01:31:05,599
And then it devotes
all its energy to mating.

1435
01:31:05,666 --> 01:31:07,201
And that's when
we make our move...

1436
01:31:07,268 --> 01:31:08,803
And trap it.

1437
01:31:08,869 --> 01:31:10,171
So you're gonna get
into the dino suit

1438
01:31:10,237 --> 01:31:11,471
and shake your ass
in front of it?

1439
01:31:11,539 --> 01:31:13,007
No, I was gonna have Denny...

1440
01:31:14,342 --> 01:31:15,776
Well, Mr. Pushes Everyone Away,

1441
01:31:15,843 --> 01:31:18,980
it looks like you might need
your best friend.

1442
01:31:19,046 --> 01:31:21,115
Well, he was the only one
that believed me.

1443
01:31:21,182 --> 01:31:22,583
I believed you!

1444
01:31:24,585 --> 01:31:25,586
Did you though?

1445
01:31:25,653 --> 01:31:26,887
- Eventually.
- You did?

1446
01:31:26,954 --> 01:31:29,857
After it attacked me
and there was definite proof.

1447
01:31:41,602 --> 01:31:45,673
Ooh, I recognize you,
you chickenshit motherfucker.

1448
01:31:47,341 --> 01:31:48,776
You back to tango?

1449
01:31:49,910 --> 01:31:52,580
We've been going
around and around.

1450
01:32:01,222 --> 01:32:03,657
Denny. Come in, Denny.

1451
01:32:05,493 --> 01:32:07,094
<i>Denny, come in.</i>

1452
01:32:07,161 --> 01:32:09,530
<i>Denny, do you read? Over.</i>

1453
01:32:11,465 --> 01:32:14,135
<i>Go for Denny, over.</i>
<i>Go for Denny.</i>

1454
01:32:14,201 --> 01:32:15,436
Denny...

1455
01:32:15,503 --> 01:32:17,438
I know how I treated you

1456
01:32:17,505 --> 01:32:19,974
could have been perceived
as wrong.

1457
01:32:27,181 --> 01:32:28,616
I was an asshole.

1458
01:32:30,885 --> 01:32:34,755
But I have a plan
and I need my partner.

1459
01:32:36,624 --> 01:32:37,958
<i>So we're partners again?</i>

1460
01:32:40,127 --> 01:32:42,897
Yes, we're partners again.

1461
01:32:42,963 --> 01:32:45,132
<i>Are we chums though?</i>

1462
01:32:46,233 --> 01:32:47,868
Yes, we're chums.

1463
01:32:47,935 --> 01:32:50,771
- <i>Best chums?</i>
- Yes, we're best chums!

1464
01:32:51,972 --> 01:32:53,908
Yes!

1465
01:32:53,974 --> 01:32:56,277
Yeah! We've got the team back!

1466
01:32:56,343 --> 01:32:57,812
Do you have fishing gear?

1467
01:32:57,878 --> 01:33:00,147
<i>Does Dolly Parton</i>
<i>sleep on her back?</i>

1468
01:33:00,214 --> 01:33:01,749
Sure.

1469
01:33:01,816 --> 01:33:04,685
All right. Bring it and meet us
at McCluckskey's Farms.

1470
01:33:05,352 --> 01:33:06,353
Over and out.

1471
01:33:39,554 --> 01:33:42,289
It's 2:00 a.m.
This better be good, assholes.

1472
01:33:42,356 --> 01:33:45,826
Because you just woke me up
from my first wet dream I've had

1473
01:33:45,893 --> 01:33:49,730
since they faked
that moon landing.

1474
01:33:52,766 --> 01:33:55,269
We apologize for that.

1475
01:33:55,336 --> 01:33:58,672
But listen, we really need
your help, Ms. McCluckskey.

1476
01:33:58,739 --> 01:34:01,408
There is a six-foot
invisible dinosaur

1477
01:34:01,475 --> 01:34:03,010
on the loose killing people.

1478
01:34:03,077 --> 01:34:04,378
And it's the same one

1479
01:34:04,445 --> 01:34:07,014
that destroyed your egg stand.
We need to use your truck

1480
01:34:07,081 --> 01:34:10,050
to lure it back here
and contain it.

1481
01:34:14,155 --> 01:34:15,389
No.

1482
01:34:18,392 --> 01:34:19,393
Shit.

1483
01:34:20,661 --> 01:34:22,329
I had a whole plan
and everything.

1484
01:34:26,167 --> 01:34:28,469
Listen, Henrietta,
what he meant to say was

1485
01:34:28,537 --> 01:34:29,837
is that we're trying to capture

1486
01:34:29,904 --> 01:34:32,273
a giant six-foot mutant
ninja chicken

1487
01:34:32,339 --> 01:34:34,643
that the government made
in order to put small farmers

1488
01:34:34,708 --> 01:34:36,511
like yourself out of business.

1489
01:34:36,578 --> 01:34:39,713
So we need you to kindly get up
off your ass and help us!

1490
01:34:43,518 --> 01:34:46,854
I knew it. I fucking knew it.

1491
01:34:47,656 --> 01:34:49,190
I'll get my shit!

1492
01:34:51,292 --> 01:34:53,127
All right, here's the plan.

1493
01:34:53,194 --> 01:34:54,663
Henrietta, we're gonna
need your truck.

1494
01:34:54,728 --> 01:34:56,631
Does that PA system still work?

1495
01:34:56,697 --> 01:34:59,099
Does Dolly Parton
sleep on her back?

1496
01:35:00,201 --> 01:35:01,670
That's how they say
"yes" out here.

1497
01:35:01,735 --> 01:35:03,771
Um, what kind
of stereo system does it have?

1498
01:35:03,837 --> 01:35:07,741
It's got one of those
brand-new high-tech ones.

1499
01:35:07,808 --> 01:35:10,579
-Damn!
-It plays those compact discs.

1500
01:35:10,645 --> 01:35:13,582
-Oh, yes! Great. Denny...
-Hmm?

1501
01:35:13,648 --> 01:35:14,915
I need you in that dino costume

1502
01:35:14,982 --> 01:35:17,251
and I need you to shake
your ass like it's your job.

1503
01:35:17,318 --> 01:35:18,786
I knew that would pay off.

1504
01:35:18,852 --> 01:35:21,690
Now, Henrietta, I noticed
you have jars of chicken urine

1505
01:35:21,755 --> 01:35:23,290
on the wall over here,
which is great.

1506
01:35:23,357 --> 01:35:26,327
Well, that big jar is mine.

1507
01:35:26,393 --> 01:35:28,095
The chicken ones are labeled.

1508
01:35:29,964 --> 01:35:30,998
Okay.

1509
01:35:32,266 --> 01:35:34,935
Denny, I need you
to cover yourself in this.

1510
01:35:35,002 --> 01:35:37,271
The pheromones from that urine
mixed with the mating sounds

1511
01:35:37,338 --> 01:35:39,873
are gonna lure
the raptor right to us.

1512
01:35:40,508 --> 01:35:41,610
Doc G, this...

1513
01:35:41,676 --> 01:35:43,210
Can we have just
a moment in private, please?

1514
01:35:45,012 --> 01:35:48,882
Just... Just assuming that-that
all doesn't go as planned,

1515
01:35:48,949 --> 01:35:50,884
um, if this thing gets me,

1516
01:35:50,951 --> 01:35:52,486
does that mean
I just have to say goodbye

1517
01:35:52,554 --> 01:35:53,988
to my little virgin butthole?

1518
01:35:54,054 --> 01:35:55,823
Odds are on the raptor
will have a cloaca

1519
01:35:55,889 --> 01:35:57,858
so there won't be
any penetration,

1520
01:35:57,925 --> 01:36:00,894
-just some dry rubbing.
-So it won't go past third base?

1521
01:36:02,129 --> 01:36:04,331
Fucker better
buy me dinner first.

1522
01:36:04,398 --> 01:36:05,899
-You should be good.
-All right, fuck it.

1523
01:36:05,966 --> 01:36:08,435
Uh. Just con-continue
with the plan then.

1524
01:36:08,502 --> 01:36:10,104
Henrietta, you drive.

1525
01:36:10,170 --> 01:36:12,006
As long as you keep it
over 41 miles an hour,

1526
01:36:12,072 --> 01:36:13,907
we'll be able to keep
it at a safe distance.

1527
01:36:13,974 --> 01:36:16,310
Lure it right to
your barn and trap it.

1528
01:36:16,377 --> 01:36:19,847
Of course, because a raptor's
max speed is 40 miles an hour.

1529
01:36:19,913 --> 01:36:22,783
-Good call back, Amber.
-And if plan A doesn't work?

1530
01:36:22,850 --> 01:36:24,552
Then we go to plan B.

1531
01:36:25,853 --> 01:36:26,887
-Denny.-Hmm?

1532
01:36:26,954 --> 01:36:28,956
What do you have
that can kill a raptor?

1533
01:36:31,859 --> 01:36:35,229
I made this exploding tip arrow.

1534
01:36:35,296 --> 01:36:38,265
-How did you make that?
-Did you see <i>Rambo 2?</i>

1535
01:36:39,433 --> 01:36:40,535
I did that.

1536
01:36:41,536 --> 01:36:43,571
All right, any questions?

1537
01:36:47,107 --> 01:36:48,242
What?

1538
01:36:48,309 --> 01:36:50,878
Look, I know this is insane,

1539
01:36:50,944 --> 01:36:52,246
but just a few hours ago,

1540
01:36:52,313 --> 01:36:54,148
so was the idea
of an invisible raptor.

1541
01:36:54,214 --> 01:36:57,918
So, anybody got any
better suggestions?

1542
01:36:58,986 --> 01:37:00,854
Sounds airtight to me.

1543
01:37:03,357 --> 01:37:06,528
Amber, make sure you have
the mating calls CD ready.

1544
01:37:06,594 --> 01:37:07,629
You got it, dude.

1545
01:37:07,696 --> 01:37:09,396
Can you zip me
up here, Doc G?

1546
01:37:10,464 --> 01:37:11,498
- Yeah.-

1547
01:37:18,640 --> 01:37:19,840
You left this.

1548
01:37:29,684 --> 01:37:31,385
Ow.

1549
01:37:31,452 --> 01:37:34,088
-You look good.
-I know.

1550
01:37:35,956 --> 01:37:37,925
And you left this, chum.

1551
01:37:47,802 --> 01:37:49,537
Now give me that golden shower.

1552
01:37:51,872 --> 01:37:53,374
Oh, shit.

1553
01:38:05,052 --> 01:38:07,488
You were supposed
to put it on the suit.

1554
01:38:16,130 --> 01:38:18,700
-You sure this line will hold?
-Yeah, this is braided line.

1555
01:38:18,767 --> 01:38:20,668
It's like 500 pound test.

1556
01:38:20,735 --> 01:38:22,102
This shit could hook
a blue whale

1557
01:38:22,169 --> 01:38:23,904
getting fucked by an elephant.

1558
01:38:23,971 --> 01:38:25,272
Good enough.

1559
01:38:29,042 --> 01:38:32,246
- Let's boogie, yo!
- All right!

1560
01:38:33,848 --> 01:38:35,282
Hit it, girls.

1561
01:38:38,352 --> 01:38:40,522
Let's hunt us
an invisible raptor.

1562
01:38:45,459 --> 01:38:48,128
It's mating time!

1563
01:38:48,195 --> 01:38:50,632
Murray,
you out there smoking again?

1564
01:38:50,698 --> 01:38:52,433
Just keep it down.

1565
01:38:52,499 --> 01:38:54,669
None of your business
what I'm doing out here,

1566
01:38:54,736 --> 01:38:56,370
you old dinosaur.

1567
01:38:56,437 --> 01:38:57,504
I'm watering the plants.

1568
01:38:57,572 --> 01:38:59,072
You're not
out there watering plants.

1569
01:38:59,139 --> 01:39:01,543
I could be watering the plants.

1570
01:39:42,115 --> 01:39:44,017
This is really good shit.

1571
01:39:45,152 --> 01:39:46,754
We're in its territory!

1572
01:39:46,821 --> 01:39:48,590
Are you sure
this is the right spot?

1573
01:39:48,656 --> 01:39:50,257
Trust me.

1574
01:39:50,324 --> 01:39:52,359
All right, shake that ass.

1575
01:39:52,426 --> 01:39:53,427
What?

1576
01:39:53,494 --> 01:39:56,363
Shake. That. Ass.

1577
01:39:56,430 --> 01:39:58,900
Ooh, I like this, Doc. Ooh.

1578
01:39:58,967 --> 01:40:00,702
- This is hot.
- This is so hot.

1579
01:40:00,768 --> 01:40:01,903
He's gonna like this.

1580
01:40:01,970 --> 01:40:04,037
Big hips. Big hips! Big hips.

1581
01:40:04,104 --> 01:40:05,907
Yep. In and out.
Oh, I feel that.

1582
01:40:05,974 --> 01:40:07,341
Yeah, that feels good.

1583
01:40:07,407 --> 01:40:10,010
This is kind of turning me on.

1584
01:40:10,077 --> 01:40:13,280
With moves like this,
you better hope he has a cloaca.

1585
01:40:22,022 --> 01:40:23,892
This is really good shit!

1586
01:40:25,325 --> 01:40:27,662
Yeah, that's it.
It's all in the hips.

1587
01:40:31,933 --> 01:40:33,801
I hear him coming, Doc!

1588
01:40:38,438 --> 01:40:39,874
- We got him!
- We got him.

1589
01:40:39,941 --> 01:40:42,544
I can't see, though.
I can't see.

1590
01:40:42,610 --> 01:40:44,846
- I got him.
- We got him.

1591
01:40:44,913 --> 01:40:46,179
Hit it, Henrietta.

1592
01:40:47,347 --> 01:40:49,182
Hold on to your buttholes.

1593
01:40:53,186 --> 01:40:55,055
- Oh, man.
- Hold still!

1594
01:40:55,790 --> 01:40:57,257
Oh, whoa, okay. God!

1595
01:40:57,324 --> 01:40:58,560
Hold!

1596
01:41:00,728 --> 01:41:02,997
He's jumping
like a largemouth bass.

1597
01:41:03,096 --> 01:41:06,266
Whoa!

1598
01:41:08,002 --> 01:41:09,102
Hang tight. Hold him!

1599
01:41:09,169 --> 01:41:11,873
This fucker's
all over the place.

1600
01:41:11,940 --> 01:41:14,207
Where's he going?
He's going left!

1601
01:41:15,142 --> 01:41:17,377
Hold on, hold on. Hold me, Doc.

1602
01:41:17,444 --> 01:41:19,446
Which one of them
are you fucking?

1603
01:41:20,480 --> 01:41:22,650
-Neither.-Good.

1604
01:41:22,717 --> 01:41:24,652
I'm gonna mount
this fucker on my wall.

1605
01:41:24,719 --> 01:41:25,520
He's squirrely.

1606
01:41:25,587 --> 01:41:27,287
Hang on!

1607
01:41:29,724 --> 01:41:30,725
Grant!

1608
01:41:33,995 --> 01:41:35,329
We got to go faster.

1609
01:41:35,395 --> 01:41:36,764
We got to get her over 40.

1610
01:41:36,831 --> 01:41:40,001
She's an old truck.
I'm giving her all she's got!

1611
01:41:44,404 --> 01:41:46,541
He's opening
the tailgate!

1612
01:41:47,575 --> 01:41:49,978
We're gonna need a bigger truck!

1613
01:42:00,788 --> 01:42:03,091
Uh, Doc, he's back!

1614
01:42:03,156 --> 01:42:05,593
Whoa, he's right here.
He's right there, Doc!

1615
01:42:08,796 --> 01:42:10,531
Henrietta, watch out!

1616
01:42:10,999 --> 01:42:12,232
Shit!

1617
01:42:20,340 --> 01:42:21,643
You fellas okay back there?

1618
01:42:27,548 --> 01:42:31,218
Man, if I had known
I was gonna be rode this hard,

1619
01:42:31,284 --> 01:42:33,821
I would've worn my nice undies.

1620
01:42:35,923 --> 01:42:37,190
Where is he?
Where is he, Doc G?

1621
01:42:37,257 --> 01:42:38,693
-Where is he?
-I don't know.

1622
01:42:40,061 --> 01:42:42,262
Ah, Denny! Denny!

1623
01:42:44,932 --> 01:42:46,366
- Hold on.
- Doc, help me!

1624
01:42:46,433 --> 01:42:48,502
I got you, Denny.

1625
01:42:50,470 --> 01:42:52,140
It's gonna pull me out!

1626
01:42:52,205 --> 01:42:55,009
No, no, Doc G!
Hold on. Hold on.

1627
01:42:55,076 --> 01:42:56,376
You're slipping!

1628
01:42:56,443 --> 01:42:59,047
- I've got you, chum.
- Doc, don't let go!

1629
01:42:59,113 --> 01:43:01,248
My hat! Shit!

1630
01:43:02,249 --> 01:43:04,085
- He ate my hat.
- Don't let go!

1631
01:43:04,152 --> 01:43:06,788
Stay in with me. Hold on, Denny.

1632
01:43:06,854 --> 01:43:09,157
I feel him!
He's got me! Get me out!

1633
01:43:09,222 --> 01:43:10,257
Get me out of
this fucking thing!

1634
01:43:10,323 --> 01:43:11,626
I'm trying, Denny.

1635
01:43:11,693 --> 01:43:14,696
- Get out of this suit! Get out!
- Oh, get me out!

1636
01:43:16,864 --> 01:43:18,398
I got you. I got you.

1637
01:43:22,904 --> 01:43:23,905
What's going on?

1638
01:43:35,683 --> 01:43:36,684
Get to the barn.

1639
01:43:42,590 --> 01:43:44,257
Hurry, Denny!
He's right behind you!

1640
01:43:44,324 --> 01:43:45,693
Oh, shit!

1641
01:43:47,528 --> 01:43:50,965
Uh-oh. I'm out of here.

1642
01:44:01,241 --> 01:44:03,745
Denny, the mud thing
doesn't work.

1643
01:44:03,811 --> 01:44:05,646
He's gonna see you!

1644
01:44:23,497 --> 01:44:24,665
Shoot him!

1645
01:44:24,732 --> 01:44:26,200
I don't have a shot.

1646
01:44:26,266 --> 01:44:27,935
If I miss, I'll kill him.

1647
01:44:28,002 --> 01:44:30,470
I think it's working. I...

1648
01:44:45,920 --> 01:44:47,420
Oh, God, Denny.

1649
01:44:49,157 --> 01:44:50,658
Oh.

1650
01:44:53,161 --> 01:44:54,629
-Oh, God, Denny.
-Oh, God.

1651
01:44:56,329 --> 01:44:58,566
Please, please, God. No.

1652
01:44:59,366 --> 01:45:02,435
No, no, no, no, no.

1653
01:45:03,871 --> 01:45:05,573
Oh, God.

1654
01:45:28,262 --> 01:45:29,429
Take the shot.

1655
01:45:29,496 --> 01:45:30,932
Hey, Chance!

1656
01:45:32,567 --> 01:45:34,535
Come on down
and get you some!

1657
01:45:35,203 --> 01:45:36,237
Shit.

1658
01:45:38,206 --> 01:45:39,439
What is she doing?

1659
01:45:41,742 --> 01:45:44,579
Move! We can see it.
You're in my shot.

1660
01:45:45,680 --> 01:45:47,414
Henrietta, what are you doing?

1661
01:45:47,480 --> 01:45:49,917
It's called seduction,
You dumb ass.

1662
01:45:49,984 --> 01:45:52,485
Take the shot when I tell you.

1663
01:45:52,553 --> 01:45:54,021
She's presenting herself.

1664
01:45:54,989 --> 01:45:55,923
We can see it!

1665
01:45:55,990 --> 01:45:58,693
This is completely unnecessary!

1666
01:46:07,235 --> 01:46:08,269
It's in!

1667
01:46:08,336 --> 01:46:09,402
The fuck?

1668
01:46:09,469 --> 01:46:11,205
Take the shot!

1669
01:46:11,272 --> 01:46:13,274
Time to get extinct,
you son of a bitch.

1670
01:46:13,341 --> 01:46:14,909
Again.

1671
01:46:14,976 --> 01:46:16,010
Jinx.

1672
01:46:49,409 --> 01:46:50,778
My hat.

1673
01:46:57,818 --> 01:46:58,819
Henrietta!

1674
01:47:11,165 --> 01:47:12,499
We did it, chum.

1675
01:47:17,138 --> 01:47:18,839
Feels good, doesn't it?

1676
01:47:22,977 --> 01:47:24,779
You beautiful bastard.

1677
01:47:26,213 --> 01:47:27,982
That was for Mr. Beagle.

1678
01:47:30,051 --> 01:47:32,586
Henrietta! Henrietta!

1679
01:47:34,322 --> 01:47:36,290
Henrietta! Henrietta.

1680
01:47:38,092 --> 01:47:38,993
Oh!

1681
01:47:39,060 --> 01:47:41,494
Oh. This gives new meaning
to be rode hard

1682
01:47:41,562 --> 01:47:43,097
and put away wet.

1683
01:47:43,164 --> 01:47:46,934
That is too much information.
But I'm glad you're okay.

1684
01:47:49,403 --> 01:47:51,539
You're one tough
old bird, Henrietta.

1685
01:47:51,605 --> 01:47:55,475
Aw! That's the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.

1686
01:47:57,411 --> 01:47:59,513
-We did it.
-Who are you?

1687
01:47:59,580 --> 01:48:02,383
-I'm Dr. Grant Walker.
-Oh, right, that's right.

1688
01:48:02,450 --> 01:48:04,285
-I remember you now.
-We did it together.

1689
01:48:06,387 --> 01:48:08,589
Woo-hoo! Yay!

1690
01:48:08,656 --> 01:48:11,926
Okay, let's not
get too carried away.

1691
01:48:12,526 --> 01:48:13,861
Ah, ow, ow!

1692
01:48:13,928 --> 01:48:16,864
-Oh, my! That's bad!
-Ouch! Ow!

1693
01:48:16,931 --> 01:48:18,099
And you have more.

1694
01:48:18,165 --> 01:48:19,600
Yeah, that hurts too. Ow!

1695
01:48:19,667 --> 01:48:21,602
-You're bleeding so much.
-Ouch! Oh, my God!

1696
01:48:21,669 --> 01:48:23,104
No one's checked
on me this whole time.

1697
01:48:23,170 --> 01:48:24,438
Let's take you to a hospital.

1698
01:48:24,504 --> 01:48:25,773
I've been bleeding
for a long time.

1699
01:48:25,840 --> 01:48:28,242
I knew those two were fucking.

1700
01:48:30,211 --> 01:48:31,545
--Oh.

1701
01:48:32,513 --> 01:48:33,981
-Let me help you there.
-You got me?

1702
01:48:34,048 --> 01:48:34,949
Yep. All right.

1703
01:48:35,016 --> 01:48:37,651
Yeah, you're a tough
old bird yourself.

1704
01:48:37,718 --> 01:48:40,388
Get your hand off
my ass now, Henrietta.

1705
01:48:41,756 --> 01:48:44,091
Yeah.
Let's see if I do.

1706
01:48:50,564 --> 01:48:51,866
Amber.

1707
01:48:51,932 --> 01:48:53,334
Hi.

1708
01:48:53,401 --> 01:48:55,269
- How are you?
- Better now.

1709
01:48:56,537 --> 01:48:59,440
How's, uh... uh...

1710
01:48:59,508 --> 01:49:00,509
What's her name?

1711
01:49:00,574 --> 01:49:02,109
Hannah?

1712
01:49:02,176 --> 01:49:04,645
I don't know, but I do know
that I would like

1713
01:49:04,712 --> 01:49:05,946
to kiss you right now.

1714
01:49:10,519 --> 01:49:13,187
Oh, there's my raptor pack!

1715
01:49:13,254 --> 01:49:14,355
Hey, I want you all to know

1716
01:49:14,422 --> 01:49:16,223
that I'm with
Dusty Peters' wife now.

1717
01:49:16,290 --> 01:49:18,893
This is Gina Del Vecchio.

1718
01:49:18,959 --> 01:49:21,028
Hi! It's Ginafer.

1719
01:49:21,095 --> 01:49:22,263
Ginafer!

1720
01:49:24,165 --> 01:49:25,633
And those are his kids.

1721
01:49:26,667 --> 01:49:28,502
They're mine now.

1722
01:49:28,569 --> 01:49:31,439
Pipe down back there, Phil!

1723
01:49:31,505 --> 01:49:33,040
Nothing surprises me anymore.

1724
01:49:33,107 --> 01:49:34,909
Yeah, I felt pretty bad
about my mistake.

1725
01:49:34,975 --> 01:49:37,178
You know, getting old Dusty
eaten and all.

1726
01:49:37,244 --> 01:49:40,848
But, uh, turns out he was,
uh, he was pretty abusive.

1727
01:49:40,915 --> 01:49:42,750
You know, like,
like really abusive.

1728
01:49:42,817 --> 01:49:44,418
Like total piece
of shit abusive.

1729
01:49:44,485 --> 01:49:45,554
Total piece of shit.

1730
01:49:45,619 --> 01:49:47,421
So, it looks like
I'm kind of the hero now.

1731
01:49:49,190 --> 01:49:50,291
I'm really happy for you.

1732
01:49:51,859 --> 01:49:53,928
So you two were
in the same grade?

1733
01:49:53,994 --> 01:49:55,429
Well, you know,
they held me back a few.

1734
01:49:55,496 --> 01:49:58,899
All right, I don't wanna keep
these lovebirds any longer.

1735
01:49:58,966 --> 01:50:00,367
We'll see y'all at the wedding.

1736
01:50:00,434 --> 01:50:02,269
-Bye! Nice to meet you.
-Bye.

1737
01:50:02,336 --> 01:50:04,238
Bye, y'all. Raptor pack!

1738
01:50:07,908 --> 01:50:09,009
So...

1739
01:50:10,111 --> 01:50:13,247
Is that a raptor claw
in your pocket, or...

1740
01:50:15,282 --> 01:50:17,151
It is. It's a raptor claw.

1741
01:52:02,323 --> 01:52:03,891
Where are we going, mister?